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Kade, 41
United States, Kentucky, Hartford

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About Me

Well everything is roughly in the right place, I can hold a conversation, I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I have never been sectioned and even eat with a knife & fork.... what more could a girl ask for? OK romance, guess that’s what we are here for..... I’m really good at this bit & will sometimes gaze deeply into your eyes and whisper "you'll do" and what’s more, I will occasionally mean it.Ummm they need me to write more guff!... Well other than the usual family & friends, I love Ben and Jerry’I hate cling film, I just seem incapable of using it, work of the devil. Can’t abide Cliff Richard, there again two negatives make a positive..... Cliff wrapped in cling film, suffocating... see I’m one of those soft, fluffy, men that can always see the positive in everything. Sneezing, I hate sneezing, it makes you pull that really stupid face & then half the time can’t be bothered to come out…what’s that all about! She was seven I was six, we were tied at the hip for 17mins & 43secs, dropped my ice cream in her lap then she dumped me for smelly Pete and his 3 pack of zooms ....... lesbian!I would actually like to meet someone rather than gain a string of internet friends, I have enough voices in my head for that. Open to a totally unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Serious replies only, please……… actually if you turn up and don’t run in the first 5 mins, I’m a happy boy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Caribbean English Middle Eastern Adult Adventure Comedy Martial Arts Play Sport Games
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