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Kade, 41

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About Me

Well everything is roughly in the right place, I can hold a conversation, I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I have never been sectioned and even eat with a knife & fork.... what more could a girl ask for? OK romance, guess that’s what we are here for..... I’m really good at this bit & will sometimes gaze deeply into your eyes and whisper "you'll do" and what’s more, I will occasionally mean it.Ummm they need me to write more guff!... Well other than the usual family & friends, I love Ben and Jerry’I hate cling film, I just seem incapable of using it, work of the devil. Can’t abide Cliff Richard, there again two negatives make a positive..... Cliff wrapped in cling film, suffocating... see I’m one of those soft, fluffy, men that can always see the positive in everything. Sneezing, I hate sneezing, it makes you pull that really stupid face & then half the time can’t be bothered to come out…what’s that all about! She was seven I was six, we were tied at the hip for 17mins & 43secs, dropped my ice cream in her lap then she dumped me for smelly Pete and his 3 pack of zooms ....... lesbian!I would actually like to meet someone rather than gain a string of internet friends, I have enough voices in my head for that. Open to a totally unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Serious replies only, please……… actually if you turn up and don’t run in the first 5 mins, I’m a happy boy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49

    Now what? took me long enough to come up that wonderful headline. My big passions in life are photography, writing and triathlon, bit of a mix, I know. I'm not the usual sporty-type; I don't wear tracky pants 24hrs. Likewise, I don't spend all of my time training. I like to slow down, unwind, find moments in places and just be. I could be lying (not a habit) and say I'm a published writer, that I'm not a natural blond, that my finger are green, I'm a trained dancer, I often have three books on the go, that at one time in life the cinema was a second home. But i guess you'll have to find out. I won't say too much on here as there'd be nothing to talk about if we ever met.Which takes me nicely onto THE date - wetsuit optional, but it would be somewhere that I could give you the attention you deserve.I don't take myself too seriously,although once the race starts I do tend to be in the 'zone'. I'll be the first to laugh at myself in some of the photos that appear from races and in general life. see above

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    Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49

    You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I'm not going to describe myself here! If you'd make your mind up about me from a paragraph of text then I wouldn't want to meet you anyway!Life is to be lived; it is one long learning experience, a quest for knowledge. If you stop learning you stop living! So you can call me a life long nerd ;)Sure looks are important but they're not the be all and end all! I also need a lady who has her own passions in life! To me there's nothing more amazing than a lady who has that one thing she excels in. What do you excel in?I've always believed finding that special somebody is one of the keys to finding happiness in life. I'm hoping to find that very rare lady, a combination of beauty on the inside as well as out. Well if you have read this far you must be interested, why not send me a message.

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    Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50

    well here goes ,, im mick im 43, i have 4 kids , 15 to 24, have a job i enjoy, own car , home ,, like holidays abroad , weekends away, country pubs , meals out , try anything once , looking for lots of laughs with someone who can be my best freind and lover all rolled into one, been single couple yrs now so think its time to dust off and get out there , not looking for casual, or long distance , if you want to know more just ask ,. mick ,,,,,,,,, coffee ,, chat get to know each other ,,

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