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DannieOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
;.Fishing takes the utmost in patience.The impatient fisherman spends his time going from pool to pool; his expectations are high yet unrealistic.The patient fisherman is quiet, content and decisive; he fishes with the smallest of expectations.For it is the patient fisherman that will catch his trophy, while the impatient fisherman will go home with an empty net, a scorned attitude, and no wonderful story to tell.I am an easy going, go with the flow kinda guy. I try to always have fun and make the best of situations I am dealt. I have a great sense of humor (yes sometimes sarcastic) that only gets better as you know me, a great and stable job in Healthcare IT as well as a positive outlook. I have a 17 year old daughter who I split ***time with and I really love it when she is around. I enjoy sports; I play golf when I can as well as softball at times and of course football Sundays! I can be happy at home or out and about, I enjoy dinners out with someone special or as a family. I also love cooking at home. Fun Fact: I recently did Master Chef Series classes through LeCordon Bleu, it was an awesome experience! So needless to say, I love cooking! Wait.. I already said that.When I am in a relationship you can expect this from me:Trusting, honest, reliable, caring, spontaneous, fun, passionate, affectionate, attentive and I will be a great friend as well.I am looking for someone who also posses the same traits I am willing to give. Can you be fun, happy and smile often? I enjoy family so I really do not have a problem dating anyone who has kids, trust me, I can be one myself at times, I fit in just fine. I believe it's important to enjoy the qualities and interests of others, which in a way can make each of us better within ourselves. "And I promise you kid, that I'll give so much more than I get, I just haven't met you yet."Oh one more thing, I dont or wont date anyone who finds it appropriate to argue or yell in public. Not my style at all and I see this happen way too often. To clarify, no this hasn't happened to me it's just that I have seen it happen and I want no part of that! Good luck to all!WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
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AgustinOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Fun, hard-working individual willing to give anything a go without taking himself too seriously. Interested in the travel, working out, good food and experiencing life to the fullest.Looking for honest, intelligent woman who can bring a spark of energy to any occasion but willing to share quieter moments.
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BraylinOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I, Prospective Boyfriend, would like to present myself as a prospective lover, boyfriend and/or future husband (soul-mate). Our love affair would be on probationary period for three months and after that period, depending on compatibility and how well you behave yourself, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of said probation period, there will be continuous "on-the-relationship" training and frequent relationship evaluations and appraisals which could lead to possible promotions from lover to spouse or termination of this agreement. The expenses incurred for coffees, dinners and entertainment would initially be shared equally between both parties. Later, based on your performance and whether you've called the cops on me or not, I may but will not be obligated to take up a larger share of the aforementioned expenses. However, being the broad-minded individual that I am as well as a firm supporter of the women's lib movement would consider allowing YOU to pay all expenses and even open doors for me.You would have to be between the ages of 31 and 42. Sorry, I do not wish to play the role of father so if you did not get enough hugs as a child, please do not apply. I'll still hug you though. That's just the kind of guy I am. There are some qualifications and only two requirements. They are as follows:Always be impressed with how strong I amAlways be impressed with how smart I am.Must not be a traveling nurseMust be willing to try new thingsMust be able to admit when she is wrongThe kinkier the betterKnows that handcuffs aren't just for cops but also knows that cops do not have to be involved for ME to wear themLaughs at my jokesBrings cookies to classReturns my phone callsTAKES my phone callsCan give a great back rubDoesn't care if I leave the seat upGives great *** kisses take her breath awayShe takes MY breath awayHer best friend isn't a guy that she slept withSleeps better when I'm next to herThanks me every time I open the door for herDoesn't need batteriesActually WANTS to get married somedayWill touch herself and not be embarrassedWill touch ME and not be embarrassedWill show me her boobs in a store when nobody's lookingWill never say 'nothing’s wrong' when there isIs excellent at scooping Ice CreamCan't get enough of meWill know when I'm kiddingTrusts meMeans it when she says she loves meThere they are. YOU will have to guess which two are the requirements. I request that you to kindly respond to this offer within 30 days of receiving this notice. Failure to do so would nullify this offer and your eligibility would be cancelled without further notice and at such time I shall consider someone else. If you received this offer in error or you do not wish to take me up on this offer please forward this letter to the nearest eligible woman. Thanking you in anticipation.Yours ….perhaps,The New Boyfriend?Disclaimer: This offer is void where prohibited by law or would otherwise get me in trouble. The sole purpose of this agreement is to find me a suitable mate and make you laugh in the process. If any party, group, minority or individual is in any way offended by this material it is suggested that you Chill out! I mean really ….lighten up. All characters and situations portrayed are purely fictitious. It's not always about you ya know. All material in this blog is copyrighted by me, Founder of the Purposeless Lists Corporation. PLC, Inc. Really this is supposed to make you smile. If you want to know about me ask :)