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Robermoore
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Robermoore. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Herkimer, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Kim
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Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
-in-laws social worker met her late forth ex-husband on the Internet, so I thought I'd give it a try. My friends say I am honest, loyal, funny, kind and fatalistic. I love to laugh and always have something funny or irrational to say to people I meet on the street or the park, or on the way to the hospital.I have a great, maybe sarcastic, sense of humor (some would say disturbing).My humour is along the lines of Peter Kay, Jack Dee, QI, Naked Gun, monty python, stuff like that. I make a point to live life to its fullest and enjoy everything the good old uk has to offer. i throw stones at moving cars,but take my medication regularly. I am a real,down-to-earth guy who can live without art,theatre or museums.I work very hard in my job as chief molar maker. yet always find time to enjoy a game of darts, scrabble , strip poker and midget tossing. I am positive and like nothing more than to wander through the local Park with no clothes on,or set fire to other people's homes. I am low maintenance and feel most comfortable when at a den of iniquity or a dark and distant planet.I am looking for a lover come mate or a partner in crime who will treat me as an equal and has good morals with a bad ass attitude. needs to be funny, dress well and know how to skin wild animals.Well, I've said enough about me. If any of this sounds good to you, please reply and tell me something about yourself. But if you are looking for casual sex, a fling or affair, IM me immediately ;-). All jokes aside , i am a nice bloke who wants a lady up to average sized lady to love and for them to love me anywhere we could talk would be good
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Estmund
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Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
The strange pond that was plentyoffish was breaming with piranhas and sharks, but none were any real catch for the little cat fish. Who was seeking the sole contender, the one he could fall hook, line and sinker for... Whilst it was very good at serving its porpoise, the trawl through the many profiles was making him weary and wary. So casting off one more time he decided to skate around the outer reaches of the Seven Seas away from the usual flounders, *** groupers to a plaice where pollocks couldn't mussel in.... where hopefully he would find a like minded sole with a GSOH and a tail or two to tell. Well this is what he is angling for anyway as he waits with baited breath for the nicest damsel fish to swim by and make him laugh again.Lets be REAL about this, chemistry matters! Wouldnt it be awesome to absolutely fancy the pants off someone! Times where you just cant keep your hands off each other! Times where that smile will make my legs go to jelly. Where that look will bring a herd of elephants thundering through my stomach! That tone in your voice that tells me I need to shape up..That softer voice that tells me Im adored! The laugh that makes me laugh! Those tears that bring my tears! That hand that is always looking for mine and yes in public! When shopping, sneaking a quick kiss in the fruit and veg aisle.Pinching your bum at the check out so all your change flys into the air and where I get thumped and you blush!Ideally I am looking for a TRUE BEST FRIEND, which will lead to a SOUL MATE, and maybe make some great friends along the way. I like people who make me laugh, and do the same in return.Enjoy socialising with friends, meals in and out.I have a varied interest in films and music, with a young outlook on life. Somewhere mutually agreed