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Kim, 53
United States, New York, Herkimer

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About Me

-in-laws social worker met her late forth ex-husband on the Internet, so I thought I'd give it a try. My friends say I am honest, loyal, funny, kind and fatalistic. I love to laugh and always have something funny or irrational to say to people I meet on the street or the park, or on the way to the hospital.I have a great, maybe sarcastic, sense of humor (some would say disturbing).My humour is along the lines of Peter Kay, Jack Dee, QI, Naked Gun, monty python, stuff like that. I make a point to live life to its fullest and enjoy everything the good old uk has to offer. i throw stones at moving cars,but take my medication regularly. I am a real,down-to-earth guy who can live without art,theatre or museums.I work very hard in my job as chief molar maker. yet always find time to enjoy a game of darts, scrabble , strip poker and midget tossing. I am positive and like nothing more than to wander through the local Park with no clothes on,or set fire to other people's homes. I am low maintenance and feel most comfortable when at a den of iniquity or a dark and distant planet.I am looking for a lover come mate or a partner in crime who will treat me as an equal and has good morals with a bad ass attitude. needs to be funny, dress well and know how to skin wild animals.Well, I've said enough about me. If any of this sounds good to you, please reply and tell me something about yourself. But if you are looking for casual sex, a fling or affair, IM me immediately ;-). All jokes aside , i am a nice bloke who wants a lady up to average sized lady to love and for them to love me anywhere we could talk would be good

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Blues Canadian Mystery Outdoor Hobbies Pets
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