SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DodiOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hobbies! Hobbies. Hobbies?I make films. Bad films. Navel gazing episodes of obnoxious ennui that bore all who see them. Thankfully, the world is filled with very polite people whom I can foist my mediocrity upon.I write. Terrible poetry, horrible prose. Awful personal ads. It's a theme. Why be bad, when you can be terrible?I aspire to "good enough", but frequently plateau at "meh". I suppose I could say I dream of rainbows, jellybeans and fame, and I do. I'm riding a unicorn with a leprechaun as I type this. But why set the bar high, when you can set it at, oh I don't know, over there. And done. I excel at embarrassing myself, and will try to bring you down with me. I'm sarcastic and snarky, but willing to be a target as much as I am to target. I like to think I'm intelligent, but given my tendency to terrible choices, the evidence is piling up against me. All that futility comes with a silver lining, nay, a fuzzy edge, of gender-bending-awesomeness. I like music! Odds are I like your music. Unless you suck. In which case, why would I like your music? Silly questions...)FINALLY! I know. I'm totally almost, somewhat, roughly, not really, awesome, and you definitely, maybe, not so much, want to hang out with me. Which I totally get. I'm so there. I practically LIVE there. Seriously. It's my second home. Check out the patio... anyhoo... No couples. Please. Just stop. I know. Couples need love too. And I love you. From afar. VERY far. Separate rooms. Houses. Cities, even. Just think of it as distance making the heart grow fonder. And I'm very fond of how distant we are. So no more. There will be a test. First dates are a new thing for me. The online thing is a new experience. So let's go crazy!), dressup dates (where we dress up in costume, and speak in pirate accents), movie dates (where you go to a movie, silly), make-a-movie-dates (where we bring cameras and whimsy, and commit it to film, so that we can look at it later and wonder who the hell that date was with that one time you did that crazy necking shot in the middle of Queens Park), hot-chocolate-****ale dates (where we drink, as an excuse to alleviate inhibitions, lower expectations, and probably do something we'll likely regret!), drawing dates (where we re-enact that awesome scene from Titanic, except with much lower expectations). And scene!
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TeodoraOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
In a nutshell.....I'm looking to expand my circle as ppl say...meet other lesbians to get out and do things with. I'm going to keep this simple....so the basics... I have a good sense of humor & an easy-going personality. Honesty is a must & women who take care of themselves....hygienically & any other way that a person should. I don't get caught up in having to pretend to be someone i'm not...i am me & that's it. I expect anyone that wants to get to know me to be themselves too. I have no interest in trying to change anyone either...as i would expect the same from anyone i meet. Not interested in the drama scene. Would be nice to meet women who can afford to get out and do things that they want to do. I don't mean luxurious vacations, just everyday things, like movies, dinner & nites out. I have a lot of interests...some stated above...others you can find out as you get to know me.I'm always interested in new things to explore or learn about & that includes your interests as well. Nites out or in...its all good ;o)I actually want to meet eventually, chat & *** at first, but we can't really get out & about together & really get to know each other sitting behind our comps. By the way the site won't let me update my age, I am actually 45 Plz feel free to ask me anything u want to know. Take care...**** I'm NOT interested in getting to know people looking for a third or to share ur man Meet for coffee or a cold beverage to get to no each other & see where it goes
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DixieOffline
Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-60
I'm open book just ask me