SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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DbcsOnline
Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-99
I'm a lesbian stud fun to be around , a little old fashioned, happy, sentimental and sweet to a fault…I dislike traffic and long lines. Look for someone to be simply nice and a good person, I don't have high expectations. I DON'T DO STUD K , OR ANY KIND THAT LOOK LIKE OR WANT TO BE A STUD K .
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DodiOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Hobbies! Hobbies. Hobbies?I make films. Bad films. Navel gazing episodes of obnoxious ennui that bore all who see them. Thankfully, the world is filled with very polite people whom I can foist my mediocrity upon.I write. Terrible poetry, horrible prose. Awful personal ads. It's a theme. Why be bad, when you can be terrible?I aspire to "good enough", but frequently plateau at "meh". I suppose I could say I dream of rainbows, jellybeans and fame, and I do. I'm riding a unicorn with a leprechaun as I type this. But why set the bar high, when you can set it at, oh I don't know, over there. And done. I excel at embarrassing myself, and will try to bring you down with me. I'm sarcastic and snarky, but willing to be a target as much as I am to target. I like to think I'm intelligent, but given my tendency to terrible choices, the evidence is piling up against me. All that futility comes with a silver lining, nay, a fuzzy edge, of gender-bending-awesomeness. I like music! Odds are I like your music. Unless you suck. In which case, why would I like your music? Silly questions...)FINALLY! I know. I'm totally almost, somewhat, roughly, not really, awesome, and you definitely, maybe, not so much, want to hang out with me. Which I totally get. I'm so there. I practically LIVE there. Seriously. It's my second home. Check out the patio... anyhoo... No couples. Please. Just stop. I know. Couples need love too. And I love you. From afar. VERY far. Separate rooms. Houses. Cities, even. Just think of it as distance making the heart grow fonder. And I'm very fond of how distant we are. So no more. There will be a test. First dates are a new thing for me. The online thing is a new experience. So let's go crazy!), dressup dates (where we dress up in costume, and speak in pirate accents), movie dates (where you go to a movie, silly), make-a-movie-dates (where we bring cameras and whimsy, and commit it to film, so that we can look at it later and wonder who the hell that date was with that one time you did that crazy necking shot in the middle of Queens Park), hot-chocolate-****ale dates (where we drink, as an excuse to alleviate inhibitions, lower expectations, and probably do something we'll likely regret!), drawing dates (where we re-enact that awesome scene from Titanic, except with much lower expectations). And scene!
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MadilynOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I'm a casual, smart, funny, sarcastic and wry girl who is part geek and part foodie.In terms of the big picture and what I'm searching for, I'd have to say that I'm looking for someone on the feminine side who I can have some adventures with, even if it's just in our own backyards (I don't personally own a backyard, but we can find one somewhere). You can be casual, but I'm not interested in girls who look like boys.I tend to be a homebody, but it's time that I got myself off of this couch and back out into the world. Maybe you can be that person who can show me that the outside world isn't so scary.I don't have a TV, so I watch a lot of Netflix on my computer...way too many to mention. I should definitely mention my Doctor Who obsession (I watch it with my 7 year old daughter).;B to Green Day. I love reading and right now I'm really into memoirs and autobiographies. I love to cook and eat and it gets boring doing that on my own because then I have to eat everything I've cooked. So, I'm looking for a partner in kitchen crime. You don't have to love to cook, just to eat and to help me clean up afterwards.I'm not really looking for friends (although, if you think we could be friends, send me a message), I'm primarily looking for a relationship. I usually respond to anyone who messages me because:a) I think it's rude not to after someone has been brave enough to make the first move.b) sometimes a picture and a couple of lines of text are not enough to get a sense of someone (although, sometimes, it's way more than enough) and I like to give you the chance to change my mind.c) I can't think of a third thing. But give it time and it'll come to me. While I respond to messages, in the interest of saving both of our time, I will be honest and tell you if I I don't feel a connection to you, please don't take this personally. I would hope that you would do the same for me. I'm an editor and writer by trade, so things like spelling, grammar and the ability to put a cohesive sentence together are important to me. I'm not really interested in spending weeks trading messages. If you're interested in me and I'm interested in you, why not just get together for coffee or a drink and have a good chat in person? An hour or two of your time has got to be worth it if you're going to spend those hours/weeks/months messaging me anyhow. Coffee seems mostly harmless. I'm open to other options as well, as long as it's in an environment conducive to holding a discussion.