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CheriOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
No neediness, no craziness, no unhealthy attachment, commitment or obligations. No *** There's nothing worse than waking up knee-!?! HOLY CRAP, Batman!!! As long as we are breathing, we have time to get it right. So let's have a good time getting to know each other, and make mutual decisions from there. I'm level-headed. I have a good time with my friends. I don't need you, but it would be nice to have you around--as long as we make each other laugh, build each other up. I know you are happy without me, but together we make a great team. I don't want to make you miserable, I prefer that cute grin you get when we're laughing at or with each other. I laugh a lot, especially at myself. It's safe to assume, from time-to-time, I will also laugh at you. I hope you laugh with me (or at me). It's cheap entertainment and there is a danger in taking yourself too seriously. If you don't get that statement, or disagree with it, we probably won't get along. We all have deal-breakers, right?If we hit it off, it won't be a financial agreement. I've paid my own way in this life, I have zero desire to be the hole where all your money disappears, but can we agree that stinginess is an ugly character trait?I walk funny, and that doesn't mean my shoes tell jokes. I walk with crutches, and I would not want to hide this from you, even if I could. I have faith that you are a strong enough man to handle that detail. However, I can't help you if you don't take the time to read the profile. Cliff Notes, anyone:) Some of the best dates I've been on have been improvised. I love anything to do with the water. A cup of coffee or a few drinks in good company is great too.
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TammyOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
So here is the part where I sell you on how amazing I am and what I am looking for etc... I'm not a big fan of being the same as everyone else so let's go a different route. Let's be honest.. you aren't going to get a real feel for who I am in a few sentences on here. We all say the same things..I like to laugh.. Who doesn't? Are there women on here saying please don't make me laugh I prefer to be angry or sob uncontrollably for no reason? I think not. I am fun to be around... ahh man I was looking for a debbie downer... etc etc So *** tell you all the things that kinda suck about me... I am stubborn. I have been called eccentric.. I think I'm just creative and artsy. I have a mild case of OCD... its not like I have to slap you 8 times before I can walk through a doorway.. more like I hate when my hands are sticky.. lol I have a little ADHD... expect me to interrupt you at times.. I hate laundry.. well not so much the washing, folding, sorting.. I just hate putting it away. Bizarre?? Yeah maybe but I hate it just the same. I love snow. Yeah don't make that face.. it's actually really pretty and I love the way time seems to slow down after a big snowfall. I have three kids.. they aren't really the sucky part ( actually I really kind of like them), but my availability is.. its means that if you are dating me, I can't always be free..but it doesn't mean I am not willing to make time for you.. Let's face it.. if I end up in a relationship eventually you will have to meet them.. Hmmm what else?? I am sarcastic.. and remarkably witty at times... you should probably accept the fact that I will occasionally rib you about.. well anything that's amusing to me really. I love to cook.... I like to actually cook, not heat stuff up. I make everything from scratch.. so it might take longer but it will be amazing I promise. And finally I am not a fan of PDA... I will hold your hand. I will kiss you. I will let you wrap your arms around me...I am actually quite affectionate... but I don't want to make out with you at a restaurant.. We can make out later.. when we don't have to stop or risk a public lewdness citation. Next part. Well for the most part I think we are all looking for the same thing. We want someone to accept us for who we are and get us. Basically I feel like you can't expect more than what you are willing to put into the relationship. I can accept the good and bad, I can make you a priority in my life, I can try my best to make you smile everyday.. I'm just looking for someone willing to do the same. p.s here are the answers to my most frequently asked questions.. :) 1. yes i am a real redhead. 2. no i will not send you a "pic of my girls".. 3. yes I have three kids.. no I do not plan on giving them away.. I am a package deal.4. A few extra pounds means I am curvy.. and I do not have a flat stomach.. I am not thin or skinny. I go to the gym 5 times a week. And I am always improving but I am always going to have big hips, a big butt and big boobs.. if you are looking for a skinny girl.. It will never be me.. think more ***'s pin up... if thats not your cup of tea it's all good. I am up for just about anything. Something casual and low key so we can talk is better than a movie or a club obviously.oh and fyi... if you message me just hi.. or with sexy, hun, baby, etc... im probably not going to respond.. pet peeve what can I say?
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NinaOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
At the risk of starting off on the wrong foot, I'm rather mundane. Work and home to the kids are my usual routine, so looking to add a little something to the mix. The white knight idea isn't really expected, not even close, but decent, kind, likes kids (rather important) and not totally self-absorbed would be good. The tag is set to "dating", but I'm not going to rule out anything more if the chemistry is right.As my kids have learned, sarcasm is a strong ingredient in my language. Don't expect to be spared just because I don't know you. It is rarely meant to actually upset someon, but those few times are surely justified!Breaking the "girlie" norm, I do enjoy video games (not shooters, though) and can definitely hold my own in the combat ones. Board an card games are fun too, and Movies - horror, psychological thriller, action, comedy, drama, musical, animated...did I miss any? As long as it's good, I can watch just about anything. And to be honest, I have seen more than a fair share of terrible movies, especially of the horror genre. Although they do have a certain appeal along the line of must-watch-just-to-see-how-bad-it-gets.Music - again, I'm open to a lot of styles. Current faves include P!nk, fun, Queen and Shinedown.So now that you've read the "useful information", if you've actually made it this far, maybe you're intrigued enough to drop me a line and see how conversation goes. Unfortunately, the chat option often doesn't work for me, so *** more reliable. Thanks for reading, and maybe we'll chat :)No one-nighters (I do have morals), party boys (I'm too old for that) or egocentric twits (trust me, you're not that awesome). If that is you, please don't waste the typing. Let's see, safe choices would be tea/coffee/other drink of choice to chat or a few rounds of pool. Something where we can choose to extend things if it's going well, or we can easily and politely back out if it's not. Dark alleys or distant locations are definitely out, just to clarify :P