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LymanOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
And exactly how is one to sum up half a lifetime in a few sentences? *laughing* You'll find my sense of humor ranges from dry to occasionally caustic (Imagine a cross between Robin Williams and San Kinnison)...particularly when I'm exposed to some nitwit who's obsessed with being Politically Correct; to me, PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals ~ just thought I'd warn you up front! I do consider myself Christian; while I don't get to services as often as I need to, I prefer someone with whom I can grow spiritually, as well. (*smiles* No, I'm not a Bible-thumping, 'hellfire and brimstone' right wing fanatic. But I think atheists are in for a very rude awakening.)Intellectually, I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics (though I'm game if you are!) but if the only topics you can discuss is the latest celebrity nonsense, better look elsewhere...I really don't care about the Kardashian clan, the latest garbage on Dr. Phil or who's doing whom in "Celebrity Crap Weekly".Let's see...what else...Oh - hope you're OK with dogs....I've been "rescued" by one...a wonderful butterscotch and cream Pit Bull...BUT...if you don't like dogs, better give me a pass, 'cause she's part of the package...(Don't tell anyone...I really DO have a "heart"...somewhere...lol) Moving on... From a physical standpoint, I try to keep in shape, and prefer someone who does the same. *laughing* I don't think you're likely to see me on the cover of GQ next month...but I also won't be breathing heavy walking from the car to the door. As far as what I'm looking for physically, well like the commercial, "nothin' beats a great set of legs" ~ although the "eyes" have it in terms of keeping my attention once you have it. And on the topic of what I'm looking for...There MUST be a physical attraction...and I'm sorry...a BBW is not on the list. Look, I have friends in all shapes and sizes...but in a relationship, physical intimacy is ESSENTIAL...and there's just no attraction for a BBW in my life. Sorry if you're offended, but let's not waste our mutual time, OK? It simply isn't going to happen. Thanks for understanding. Did I mention that physical intimacy is essential once you get to a certain point? There's a reason it's called "intimacy" - that closeness, togetherness and sharing is what makes dealing with all the crap life throws at you worthwhile.While I'm thinking about it, fair's fair...no pic = no response. Hey, you know what I look like! Come on now! lol*laughing* Hope I didn't scare you too badly! Thanks for dropping by. Good luck ~ even if it's not me you're after!I will warn you...I'm on the road a lot - although usually just in Florida...but other than my dog, I have no reason to be "home". That can change for the right person. Are you her? But I say this because I'm not like some people that LIVE here...if I don't get back to you right away, it's likely because I'm somewhere actually dealing with people most of you only see on "A & E" and am nowhere near civilization....*sigh* OK...I'll admit...I really DO want a reason other than my "furkid" to come home. Can you give me one?Someplace where we can relax, have fun and simply enjoy each others' company while we get to know one another. We'll take it from there...*laughing* And I have no problem with a first date ending with breakfast watching a sunrise somewhere...
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RonOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-54
this is a little insight on men.1. The nice men are ugly.2. The handsome men are not nice.3. The handsome and nice men are gay.4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men aremarried.5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,have no money.6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice menwith money think women are only after their money7. The handsome men without money are after thewomen's money.8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhatheterosexual, don't think women are beautiful enough.9. The men who think women are beautiful, that areheterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhatnice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy andNEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!11.The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in women when the women take the initiativeNOW ... who the hell do you your think i am?“But sexy doesn't impress me. Smart impresses me, strength of character impresses me. But most of all, I am impressed by kindness. Kindness, I think, comes from learning hard lessons well, from falling and picking yourself up. It comes from surviving failure and loss. It implies an understanding of the human condition, forgives its many flaws and quirks. When I see that in someone, it fills me with admiration.â€
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ZacharyOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-39
Hello! Originally from Liverpool, England, definitely different here! (Everyone & their mother has a gun!) *** Anyway, I'm always looking for cool people to hang out with, to discover new places & experiences in this epic country.I love doing the proper American road trips, never imagined being able to when I was a kid back in UK but I've made it as far as Chicago twice and Tennessee far too many times. Nashville is pretty sweet though!Obsessed with movies and most of their soundtracks haha. Wolf of Wall St has the best soundtrack ever... Well... that and Top Gun!I really like to cook, I'm just terrible at having the ingredients. Not really a trend follower, if I do... I'm usually late and it's not cool anymore ha.I quote movies like nobody's business, its a problem! Half the time they're not even memorable quotes, it's the more.. off kilter kinda lines that nobody knows.I work and live for the weekend, I work to pay for a fun filled life *** just things. I'm more of a million memories rather than a million dollars kinda person.I really just want to hang out with someone with common interests, which is obviously anything & everything British! Haha not really, I promise!Looking for someone with a bit of a sarcastic personality & a great sense of humor (who isn't) :)Ya can't really learn much about me from a profile, so just say hello mate, makes it much easier ;)Everything on the dessert menu and Scotch- (Name that movie!?) Maybe even a tattoo haha. Low pressure, hopefully very easy conversation!