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Deonte
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Im new to this, but I thought it would be a good way to get my self out there and maybe meet someone. I am a single dad and would feel most comfortable with a single mom but am open to any nice woman.
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Joses
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!
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Clancey
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I am a kind and caring person who is tired of the games and wants to meet that special someone. I am a single father of a beautiful little girl, who is my life. I love riding street bikes going out with friends and just doing whatever. it would depend on the situation and the person i was with.