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Allastir
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
First I'm a father. I enjoy my children and have them every other week so we spend a lot of time together. I'm looking for a lady that puts the same into hers if she has children. I'm also looking for fun and spontaneous, that is not a planning freak. Some things need plans but just driving down that road to see where it goes can be exciting. I would like to find a lady that has a career and is family oriented. I looking for her to want me not need me in the relationship. Pretty open. I would say a comfortable place for both where the atmosphere is light where we can talk and get to know each other. Nice dinner maybe some live music, a ball game, a drink on a patio on a nice day.
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Joses
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!
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Baalzebub
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Looking for my soulmate!