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JonaOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Ok here I am amidst literally hundreds of beautiful women here on plenty of fish, and all can say to myself is ... Why the **** are YOU here ? It stands to reason that being particularly attractive, would no doubt get you hit on by several guys a week if you go out in public at all, correct ?Why would you put yourself on a site where ( from what I hear from female friends) the guys generally start conversations with phrases like " Baby you so hot, you need to get wit me ASAP" or " send me a picture of your tits" Obviously, subject 1 has never spoken to a female or gone on a date in his entire life.. because me being a male knows for a fact that women, dating and ASAP do not go together. Dates ( for a guy ) generally turn into a standoff situation, involving the guy in his car sending a text saying " I'm here :-)" followed by a response by the potential date saying " I'm running late, be out in a few" ... 12 minutes later, " hey, I'm just making sure I'm at the right house do you see me ?" again replied to by " Just have to put on my makeup and dress, 5 mins tops " ... That's where the sinking feeling in the bowels of your stomach kicks in, every guy knows 5 minutes to put on makeup and a dress is virtually impossible for a woman, even at gunpoint ( I presume.. "just relax and listen to some music" your inner monologue says. Frustration ensues and you turn off the stereo with visions of goldfish and a sick purple beast intended to entertain small children dancing in your head. 2 hours and 37 minutes later.. The date you intended to pick up and take to the fancy Italian place in the center of town emerges beautiful, happy and very apologetic but visibly disturbed by your classic ride. TO BE CONTINUED …. ( you know when I feel like typing again) Something out of the ordinary.
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ShemuelOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
I enjoy spending time with my kids, working and riding motorcycles. I like rock and country music!
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NelsonOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Lets see, I'm a fun, energetic guy that's not afraid to try new things. If you have any ideas don't be selfish, as you were told in kindergarten your supposed to share :) I've always wanted to try something that's semi-dangerous. who wants to go sky diving?!. I can be completely random. I love music but then again that's extremely vague, I generally lean towards alternative rock and country. Unless I'm at the gym, then its gotta be heavy metal or some 90's hip hop. I really enjoy my gym, I go to anytime fitness and the staff is helpful and really upbeat. On a side note, I'm not trying to be mean but living a healthy lifestyle and being fit is important to me. So if I can't carry you through a threshold, sorry ladies but I'm just not interested. I'm not really into clubs and bars anymore, but once in a while I'll make the exception and go out and cut loose ya know.I'm a Union Electrician and proud of it! I love working in the field for now, but I can definitely can see myself being the owner of a large, successful Electrical Contractor.Movies and video games are my go to when its dreary or I'm just too tired to go out. Anime and manga is something I've been enjoying since childhood and just never grew out of, I have a little bit of a nerdy side I guess. Sarcasm is second nature to me. Friends have always said I'm a bit of a smart ass but don't worry, I know when to be serious when the occasion calls for it.And lastly, no crazy woman please :D Something fun and slightly competitive, miniature golf or bowling could be fun. After that we can get some lunch/dinner and chat. Like I said earlier, if you have a great idea let me know, we are both in this together lol.