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JonaOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Ok here I am amidst literally hundreds of beautiful women here on plenty of fish, and all can say to myself is ... Why the **** are YOU here ? It stands to reason that being particularly attractive, would no doubt get you hit on by several guys a week if you go out in public at all, correct ?Why would you put yourself on a site where ( from what I hear from female friends) the guys generally start conversations with phrases like " Baby you so hot, you need to get wit me ASAP" or " send me a picture of your tits" Obviously, subject 1 has never spoken to a female or gone on a date in his entire life.. because me being a male knows for a fact that women, dating and ASAP do not go together. Dates ( for a guy ) generally turn into a standoff situation, involving the guy in his car sending a text saying " I'm here :-)" followed by a response by the potential date saying " I'm running late, be out in a few" ... 12 minutes later, " hey, I'm just making sure I'm at the right house do you see me ?" again replied to by " Just have to put on my makeup and dress, 5 mins tops " ... That's where the sinking feeling in the bowels of your stomach kicks in, every guy knows 5 minutes to put on makeup and a dress is virtually impossible for a woman, even at gunpoint ( I presume.. "just relax and listen to some music" your inner monologue says. Frustration ensues and you turn off the stereo with visions of goldfish and a sick purple beast intended to entertain small children dancing in your head. 2 hours and 37 minutes later.. The date you intended to pick up and take to the fancy Italian place in the center of town emerges beautiful, happy and very apologetic but visibly disturbed by your classic ride. TO BE CONTINUED …. ( you know when I feel like typing again) Something out of the ordinary.
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BrandenOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
I\'m the type who\'d rather be with close friends than be surrounded by acquaintances. I love to cook very much. I\'m looking for someone who will appreciate me and who wants to share life with me.
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BrayanOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Heyy, what's goin on?? I'm Pete, an ambitious, driven, funny, hard working 25 year old with goals in his life, but hey, anybody can write whatever they want on here, right? lol I don't get out too much, I'm very busy with my job, but I will make time for the right girl. When I do go out it usually at a friends, out to eat, movies, I'm not huge into going to bars or clubs, a low key bar is cool once in a while, but it's not really my scene.I'm big into cars, I worked *** electronics for years before my current job. Im a huge Jets fan, so if you are too, extra bonus points!. That and comedies are my favorite..Anyways, enough about me, tell me about you ;)