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JaimeOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-42
"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.
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SherylOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-41
I feel like this is a school assignment I do t want to complete. We spend so much time on the phone these days and summing up me in this box-well if prefer getting to know someone in the sun with a beer:) but alas-I must. Im not quite on the hunt but keeping my eyes and ears open for someone fun to spend my time with. I like clear communicators and people who know what they want and are grounded in life. Positivity and an easy gojng nature- and especially someone who doesn't hide behind their phone. I spend lots of time at the beach or lake with my dogs, little trips to find the nature, coffee, patio beer, I've travelled a lot and continue to do so when work permits. I work full time at the hospital. I like people who work also or at least are studying. Motivated people inspire me. Ok enough said this is getting annoying so maybe just message me if you wanna know more!A beer
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ChelseaOnline
Woman. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-65
I moved to the D.C. area last summer from MI. What an exciting place to be! I love to be outside doing any of my favorite activities. This includes the social aspect of eating and drinking while relaxing after working out. I mostly enjoy going very casual events after work, like a Nat's game with shorts/baseball cap, but like to get dressed up once in awhile as well. I like to travel quite a bit to do Tri events, skiing, etc, but have also fell in love with the Caribbean where I can exercise and then do nothing but sit and look at the water with the warmth of the sun, tasting the salt water and listening to the waves hit the shore. Some musings about myself...I am comfortable in my own skin - aware and confident of my uniqueness. Have found and continues to find what makes me happy and reveals in it. I am tolerant of, maybe even exploring and enjoy the differences between individuals as a way of growing. I don't dwell on past mistakes or stress over current challenges. I seek spontaneity, and living in the now/present/moment. I enjoy depth, meaning and see value in everyday experiences. I am selective, and seek others whom I find that certain chemistry with and do it with an open heart. I seem to have an ease of companionship and humble confidence. Realistically appreciates strengths and flaws in myself and others. Finally, I believe that I identify, explore, and indulge in things I am passionate about.I love my job. I'm a positive person that loves to be outside. Life is short, and I have so much love to give! I give great back rubs. Love hot tubs, beer and pizza, wine and cheese, etc.Meet first to see if there is a mutual "spark"!