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Jaime, 32
United States, Colorado, Centennial

Offline, last seen Fri, 06 Feb 2026 10:22:26

About Me

"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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