Total users: 59,607,384 Online users: 214,298
Jaime, 32

Online

About Me

"Take me for what I am or don't take me at all, 'cause baby I can do this on my own."Please have some measurable IQ before you ***, I get minor spelling mistakes but if you are from a different country and can't spell your own country correctly you fail. Just quit now. Literally just got this message:"HI boo... ha u" WTF!!! I tap out, point me in the direction for the nearest convent! DUMBASS!!!!Well after becoming totally fed up with the nonsense, lets try a different approach... I have met Mr. Alcoholic, Mr. Needy, Mr. Clingy, Mr. Hopelessly in love after 1 date, Mr. I'm looking for another mother, and Mr. After 3 dates I will stalk you and the bars on your windows won't be enough... You sir, are 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket, and ain't nobody got time for a mess like you. Can I please have some normalcy and respect here!!! A little about me...a very little. I have 6 years of Martial arts training and 3 years training in kickboxing/MMA so I can and will not hesitate to put someone in their place. I also *** 'yo homey's' wrist in 2 places for trying to steal the $20 I just got back from the cashier at stop and shop. I have a lot of pet peeves that over the years society has driven to my surface. For example;#1 if you ask me to be your 'baby mama' I will make sure that no woman will ever have to worry about you calling her that again.#2 I firmly believe you should have to pass an IQ test to become fertile... 'Oh doctor, why can't I get pregnant? Well my dear, you might just be too damn stupid. Try reading a book!" #3 If you text me with 'smh' or 'hmu' you are entirely too lazy to be involved in life and therefore fail. How long does it seriously take to hit buttons... Please, get over yourself. #4 And to Mr Shirtless mirror man... No woman will ever be attracted to a man who shows his goods to the entire world for free, lets try for class.#5 Oh and before I forget, 'swag' is complete and utter nonsense! If you think that's what will get you whatever you want you literally suck at everything and should probably be sacrificed. Real men have class, boys have swag. And for the love of family guy PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP!People, this is about humans meeting other humans. So why not try to act like it. I'm not the best thing in the world, not even close and I'm ok with that, but I am a great catch who knows how to respect not only herself but others as well... Lets work on this.Extra note, just got this *** "I'm a kind hearted single farther to a son witch is 7..." Ok class, who can tell me what's wrong with this statement? My faith in mankind as we know it is gone.Please have a basic understanding of the English language including proper grammar and spelling or else you'll be wasting both of our times and I will laugh at you.Judging by the dating pool, there isn't enough liquor in the world.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Corrine

    Online

    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-61

    Hi there! I’m a SoCal native who grew up in SD but also spent some career years in LA and SF. Loved all 3 cities for different reasons but I am now back home in North San Diego County, bought a home in La Costa last summer and planted here for good!!!Things that I LOVE and hope you'll enjoy with me: NFL Football Go Chargers! (Don't talk stadium drama with me, it's just a heartbreaker for me!), Hiking, the appreciation/enjoyment of good wine, social outings, animals, creativity, travel, and passion for music! Going in to detail on these… I love football, respect all teams and Sunday could indeed *sometimes be all-football-all the time. Hiking – I could do every day and I really want someone who digs the crap out of it too! Would LOVE to do a mud-run sometime too! Wine… ok so, I’m part of a wine competition circuit (core logistics staff member) therefore with this comes perks, social outings/events and the hopeful appreciation & enjoyment of wine. Social outings – I’m a big *** getting friends together for outings, a lot of us or just me and my man! I love generating gatherings and seek an outgoing partner to enjoy that with! Don’t get me wrong… I want A LOT of you/me time too… A LOT! Animals – I have two kitties, they totally rock so NO ALLERGIES, please! Creativity – this can go in most any direction – crafty, creative, appreciate creative, jack of all trades, handy at home I just like someone who likes and/or appreciates this in themselves or me! Travel I’ve travelled a bit and am looking forward to doing it A LOT more going forward! Whether it’s a weekend getaway with my honey or an international excursion, I’m in! Have passport ready, let’s go! Music – I was in the biz earlier in life… loved it! Lifelong friends still to this date! (Thanks ***’ve evolved though, in my music tastes, and now seek out a lot of worldly flavor in my music – global stations, chill, love African and so much more! The funny thing is, back in my younger heyday, I used to be a rocker chick! Lol! Talk about evolving!What I seek is a great guy, preferably TALL as I’m 5’9 in height and can be 6’0 in heels and would prefer to look up, or at least straight across into the eyes of the man that is mine. I prefer someone close to my own age,~ ***suits me best. I’m a “young 51â€

  • Pansy

    Online

    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-60

    I like honest, kind-hearted guys. Who enjoy life and the challenges the come to them. Ones who like themselves, as well as children, pets, and know who to treat a lady when they are with them. I dont like head games, or guys you play them. Be honest and true to yourself and your feelings. Ones who don't smoke, are behaved, and like to take care of themselves as well. I like all kinds of music, and am a Good listener. Like to Live Life to the Fullest, Enjoy Long Walks, Picnics in the Park, If Your Up the Challange Please Write and We Will See What Happens!!I would like to go out for dinner, maybe go for a walk after. Or go to a movie, or even coffee almost anything just so we can get to know each other first.

  • Lucia

    Online

    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-55

    If we met somewhere in the three dimensional world, and not cyberspace, we'd probably like each other, at least enough to be friends. I get along with almost everyone. But the reality is, that for whatever reason - work, geography, social circles - we're not crossing paths, so here I am trying to play my hand at destiny just a bit.I’m a dynamic person who’s energetic, generous, creative and laid-back. I have a real passion for listening and helping people. Do you appreciate thoughtfulness, spontaneity and trying out new things and taking the road less traveled? Cool, me too!I think about the environment and try my best to minimize my carbon footprint on our world. While in college I was part of a team that built and raced a solar vehicle across the US, Australia and Japan. I have driven on the Indy ***and Daytona track! I love traveling and like experiencing and learning from new cultures, soaking in their food, social structure and values.I thrive on being outdoors doing anything, everything or nothing at all. I love travel, camping and campfires, biking, hiking on/off trail, exploring caves, running, kayaking, softball, volleyball, people watching and the list goes on. Though it sounds like I am very active, I can be pretty sedentary too! I love movies and reading or just staring off into space, lost in thought :) I love sports and would like to find someone that enjoys going to games as well. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, have great sense of humor, and hold family and friends in high regard. I have a sense of curiosity and insatiable appetite for learning, I would like that with my partner as well. A man who has intelligence and can make me laugh are important qualities! No Pressure! Let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens.A good first date would be going to a live performance or sporting event. There is just enough distraction not to focus all the attention on each other yet allows for conversation. If I had money to burn, I would pick a city far away and find an unusual but good place to eat or attend a cultural event such as a theater production, concert or museum and fly there for the night.

Follow Us: