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Lyman, 53

United States, Georgia, Sandy Springs

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About Me

And exactly how is one to sum up half a lifetime in a few sentences? *laughing* You'll find my sense of humor ranges from dry to occasionally caustic (Imagine a cross between Robin Williams and San Kinnison)...particularly when I'm exposed to some nitwit who's obsessed with being Politically Correct; to me, PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals ~ just thought I'd warn you up front! I do consider myself Christian; while I don't get to services as often as I need to, I prefer someone with whom I can grow spiritually, as well. (*smiles* No, I'm not a Bible-thumping, 'hellfire and brimstone' right wing fanatic. But I think atheists are in for a very rude awakening.)Intellectually, I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics (though I'm game if you are!) but if the only topics you can discuss is the latest celebrity nonsense, better look elsewhere...I really don't care about the Kardashian clan, the latest garbage on Dr. Phil or who's doing whom in "Celebrity Crap Weekly".Let's see...what else...Oh - hope you're OK with dogs....I've been "rescued" by one...a wonderful butterscotch and cream Pit Bull...BUT...if you don't like dogs, better give me a pass, 'cause she's part of the package...(Don't tell anyone...I really DO have a "heart"...somewhere...lol) Moving on... From a physical standpoint, I try to keep in shape, and prefer someone who does the same. *laughing* I don't think you're likely to see me on the cover of GQ next month...but I also won't be breathing heavy walking from the car to the door. As far as what I'm looking for physically, well like the commercial, "nothin' beats a great set of legs" ~ although the "eyes" have it in terms of keeping my attention once you have it. And on the topic of what I'm looking for...There MUST be a physical attraction...and I'm sorry...a BBW is not on the list. Look, I have friends in all shapes and sizes...but in a relationship, physical intimacy is ESSENTIAL...and there's just no attraction for a BBW in my life. Sorry if you're offended, but let's not waste our mutual time, OK? It simply isn't going to happen. Thanks for understanding. Did I mention that physical intimacy is essential once you get to a certain point? There's a reason it's called "intimacy" - that closeness, togetherness and sharing is what makes dealing with all the crap life throws at you worthwhile.While I'm thinking about it, fair's fair...no pic = no response. Hey, you know what I look like! Come on now! lol*laughing* Hope I didn't scare you too badly! Thanks for dropping by. Good luck ~ even if it's not me you're after!I will warn you...I'm on the road a lot - although usually just in Florida...but other than my dog, I have no reason to be "home". That can change for the right person. Are you her? But I say this because I'm not like some people that LIVE here...if I don't get back to you right away, it's likely because I'm somewhere actually dealing with people most of you only see on "A & E" and am nowhere near civilization....*sigh* OK...I'll admit...I really DO want a reason other than my "furkid" to come home. Can you give me one?Someplace where we can relax, have fun and simply enjoy each others' company while we get to know one another. We'll take it from there...*laughing* And I have no problem with a first date ending with breakfast watching a sunrise somewhere...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Looking for

woman
Relationship

Divorced
Have kids

Yes, but they don't live with me
Wants kids

Someday
Ethnicity

Caucasian
Faith

Christian
Body type

Curvy
Height

6'2"
Eye color

Green
Smoke

No
Drink

No

INTERESTS

Fishing Fitness / Gym

Chat

Great

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