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Ellsworth, 32

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About Me

I'm living my dream as a stand-up comic and actor. I have a Master's in Acting that I earned on the gi Bill after serving in the US Coast Guard.I'm looking for someone who's down to earth and knows what they want in life or is at least searching for it.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Lyman

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    Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63

    And exactly how is one to sum up half a lifetime in a few sentences? *laughing* You'll find my sense of humor ranges from dry to occasionally caustic (Imagine a cross between Robin Williams and San Kinnison)...particularly when I'm exposed to some nitwit who's obsessed with being Politically Correct; to me, PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals ~ just thought I'd warn you up front! I do consider myself Christian; while I don't get to services as often as I need to, I prefer someone with whom I can grow spiritually, as well. (*smiles* No, I'm not a Bible-thumping, 'hellfire and brimstone' right wing fanatic. But I think atheists are in for a very rude awakening.)Intellectually, I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics (though I'm game if you are!) but if the only topics you can discuss is the latest celebrity nonsense, better look elsewhere...I really don't care about the Kardashian clan, the latest garbage on Dr. Phil or who's doing whom in "Celebrity Crap Weekly".Let's see...what else...Oh - hope you're OK with dogs....I've been "rescued" by one...a wonderful butterscotch and cream Pit Bull...BUT...if you don't like dogs, better give me a pass, 'cause she's part of the package...(Don't tell anyone...I really DO have a "heart"...somewhere...lol) Moving on... From a physical standpoint, I try to keep in shape, and prefer someone who does the same. *laughing* I don't think you're likely to see me on the cover of GQ next month...but I also won't be breathing heavy walking from the car to the door. As far as what I'm looking for physically, well like the commercial, "nothin' beats a great set of legs" ~ although the "eyes" have it in terms of keeping my attention once you have it. And on the topic of what I'm looking for...There MUST be a physical attraction...and I'm sorry...a BBW is not on the list. Look, I have friends in all shapes and sizes...but in a relationship, physical intimacy is ESSENTIAL...and there's just no attraction for a BBW in my life. Sorry if you're offended, but let's not waste our mutual time, OK? It simply isn't going to happen. Thanks for understanding. Did I mention that physical intimacy is essential once you get to a certain point? There's a reason it's called "intimacy" - that closeness, togetherness and sharing is what makes dealing with all the crap life throws at you worthwhile.While I'm thinking about it, fair's fair...no pic = no response. Hey, you know what I look like! Come on now! lol*laughing* Hope I didn't scare you too badly! Thanks for dropping by. Good luck ~ even if it's not me you're after!I will warn you...I'm on the road a lot - although usually just in Florida...but other than my dog, I have no reason to be "home". That can change for the right person. Are you her? But I say this because I'm not like some people that LIVE here...if I don't get back to you right away, it's likely because I'm somewhere actually dealing with people most of you only see on "A & E" and am nowhere near civilization....*sigh* OK...I'll admit...I really DO want a reason other than my "furkid" to come home. Can you give me one?Someplace where we can relax, have fun and simply enjoy each others' company while we get to know one another. We'll take it from there...*laughing* And I have no problem with a first date ending with breakfast watching a sunrise somewhere...

  • Myron

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-49

    Well I like to do whatever comes up I live and laugh as much as I can u only live once, well I have been on here before then I met someone not from here so I haven't been on for awhile, anyway it didn't work out she moved to Arizona so now I am on my own again trying to find "The one" so now about me as a person, ok i happen to be an "old soul" type of guy or so i have been told i like different things at different times i do look a lot younger then i am age wise due to me taking as much care of myself as I can u only have one vessel your body so might as well take care of it, I like all kinds of music from hip hop, to 70s, some rock an r&b to rap i have various cd's, and i also am into Martial Arts have been for like 10 years it has really helped me grow up from what i used to be a much different man, then i am now i dont try to be all koo all the time like i used to be. I enjoy spending time with my son doing different things i try to be the best dad i can be, which is one of the reasons i am who i am today so i would like to meet a woman who likes kids and takes care of her self both mentally and health wise she must also have some self respect to its a thing thats hard to find these days she must like to laugh a lot and has to live kind of on the edge whenever the time presents it self, so if this sounds good or i just said something that appeals to you just drop me a line k hope to hear from you soon!Anything is fine from dinner to drinks to a day trip to fishing to whatever just say and most likely i will be up for it

  • Eugenio

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-45

    Well let's see... I'm single never been married, and have no children. I'm a third shifter, have been fo 8 yrs or so, probably will be for a few more. I'm not really shy or bashful but I am an introvert so sometimes it's hard to get past defenses but once you do you'll think I'm the greatest guy ever. I like doing a lot of different things, however I like to share the experience with someone else most of the time. Interested? Shoot me a message, easiest way to get my attention.

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