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About Me

Well I like to do whatever comes up I live and laugh as much as I can u only live once, well I have been on here before then I met someone not from here so I haven't been on for awhile, anyway it didn't work out she moved to Arizona so now I am on my own again trying to find "The one" so now about me as a person, ok i happen to be an "old soul" type of guy or so i have been told i like different things at different times i do look a lot younger then i am age wise due to me taking as much care of myself as I can u only have one vessel your body so might as well take care of it, I like all kinds of music from hip hop, to 70s, some rock an r&b to rap i have various cd's, and i also am into Martial Arts have been for like 10 years it has really helped me grow up from what i used to be a much different man, then i am now i dont try to be all koo all the time like i used to be. I enjoy spending time with my son doing different things i try to be the best dad i can be, which is one of the reasons i am who i am today so i would like to meet a woman who likes kids and takes care of her self both mentally and health wise she must also have some self respect to its a thing thats hard to find these days she must like to laugh a lot and has to live kind of on the edge whenever the time presents it self, so if this sounds good or i just said something that appeals to you just drop me a line k hope to hear from you soon!Anything is fine from dinner to drinks to a day trip to fishing to whatever just say and most likely i will be up for it

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Hispanic

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Quintin

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    Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-58

    Update: if I send you a message I have read your profile and liked something about it.Well I have tried being serious, and I have tried being funny on here. Neither have found me the right woman. This just proves that I have no clue about women either.... Lol I have everything in my closet from jeans and overalls to a tuxedo, and have occasion to wear them all. Going out on weekends span the gambit also, I can be found at the theater watching a play, or from time to time playing in the orcestra, The Comedy Catch laughing hysterically, or at Allen Golds watching the crowd and the show. I have spent 4 years in The Air Force in my younger day, and now occasionally have the honor of playing the final resting song for the ones being laid to rest. Uncle Sam taught me to clean and do laundry. My parents taught me how to treat a lady. Family is important to me, I have a son who is 22, a great mother and a wonderful bonus mom. My family gets together quit often for dinners and gatherings. I also have a wonderful group of friends. My best friend and I have been together sense 2nd grade. I have two rescue dogs that keep me entertained most evenings. Neither are pure breed or show dogs, but both show me what the person I need to be is like. They love me just as I am. This is just a small window into my life, and I really don't like talking about myself so this has not been easy. Hopefully this will peak your interest and maybe want to learn more about a guy who is the most fun you will ever have without needing bail money. Smoking is a deal breaker.Maybe the zoo or Reflection Riding, or maybe a walk on several of the greenways in the area.

  • Elisha

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    Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44

    (Author's Note: I know that with these internet profiles, you're suppose to put your best foot forward in your vain attempt to attract more attention then everybody else. However, I learned a long time ago that isn't always the best thing to do. So what I've decided to do is put my WORST foot forward since if you can't survive my profile, then there's no way you're going to be able to survive me! Humor is a huge part of my life so if you don't find what's below humorous, then we'll probably never get along.)I consider myself to be an honest man. In fact, anyone that has ever known me has considered me to be not just honest, but brutally honest; meaning that even when I SHOULD lie, I don't. So in light of this wonderful quality that I have so mastered, I have decided to make this section a complete no-holds-barred truth session about me. I once told my Mother that I thought there should be a reality show about me. Her response to that was simply "I don't think the world is quite reeady for you." Touché Mother... Touché. I am the director for Odyssey Paranormal Society. If you have any questions or stories for me, I'd be happy to hear/answer them! Check us out on ***/OdysseyParanormalSociety. Looking for new members if you know of anyone!I once accidentally wore a Santa suit to a funeral I wasn't invited to. True story!An anagram for my name is "Manche Oil Lie". I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome! Friends comes and go, but styrofoam; now THAT lasts forever! What? Didn't think a guy could think of something that deep? I'm a variable kiddie pool of deep thinking!Even though I’m a Packers fan come football season, the Twins have always been my team when it comes to Baseball. I remember spending the night at my Grandma’s and listening on the radio the night Puckett hit the game winning home run during the ’87 World Series. I jumped out of bed and ran to the livingroom to watch the replay on TV. I don’t think I’d ever run so fast in my life and still haven’t! But, I’m smarter now than I was back then, so if I were to race against my former self, I would simply stick my foot out and trip me! I’d never see it coming! I really like to fight. Not "Fight Club" style fighting (although if it was I couldn't talk about it) but just having stupid debates about the most assinine topics. A lot of the time, I'll pick sides that don't even come close to what I actually believe just so I can debate someone about it. So, you'd better bring your A+ game!I love golf! Why? The shorter answer is: What do I NOT like about Golf? I don't like trees and the fact that I keep going in them. I don't like slow players because then I have to wait for the area to clear before I can hit my ball out of the trees. I don't like rain and how it makes me and the long grass wet which increases the difficulty of my hitting my ball out of the trees once the slow people have cleared the area. LOVE everything else!Think I’m a great catch yet? Well you should! I'm a hopeless romantic and I can't help but be so. I send flowers for no reason, write poetry, and plan lavish dinners just because it's fun. I have no idea how I manage to still be straight... Oh well. I think I'm pretty smart, and I'm about as creative as a person can get. I know looking over that list of wonderful adjectives that I just seem too good to be true. Well, you’re right. Whereas those are all true, I'm also exceptionally sarcastic and crude. To sum up: I'm pretty awesome!What the problem here is, you women don't want just a nice guy. You want a nice guy who is HOT. And why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you settle for a good looking man with the personality of a grapefruit and an ego the size of Texas? Sure, he may be able to make his man-boobs do the Marcarena and I can only make mine do the hopscotch, but I'll make you far happier than he ever will, and that's a guarantee. I draw a mean stick figure. Seriously, it's phenomenal. You'd take one look at it and go "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that!" I'd just say, "I know." Then we'd make sweet, sweet love. Oh yeah... they're that good.There's two kinds of people that I hate. The people who use the phrase "Life is too short..." (because, come on, what can you possibly do that's LONGER???) And the people who write a description of themselves right next to their picture! (Are you kidding me!? I can SEE you know! Do I really need to READ it? Do you not think that I'll be able to tell from your PICTURE what you look like? I may be a guy, but I'm not THAT stupid!)It just makes me want to club a baby seal. Seriously, if there was one next to me, I would grab a club and just go to town on the thing! I hate it that much! Oh, and shorthand. Can't STAND shorthand! It's like I'm talking to a retarded gorilla. And I said retarded gorilla because I'm sure a non-retarded one could type in a more understandable way. This is just a warning, but don’t ask me stupid questions like: “What are you thinking about?â€

  • Ezra

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 31-51

    First off, if you wear or own animal print clothing......keep moving or bring it when we meet and we can have a ritual burning! ;)A bit about me:I like going to bullfights on acid.I don't understand Wikipedia?!?I've been called a Honey Badger......but I don't give a sh*t! I'm a bit of an underachiever but that's just to set expectations......if I keep the bar low, I may just get a second date! ;)I'm thinking about adopting a kid.....cause I need someone to do my laundry. I think I have the potential to impress somebody, just waiting for that dare to be great opportunity!!I like all types of music but prefer indie.I'm a very straight forward person, sometimes to a fault and sometimes it get's me in trouble.If you're into dirty fozzies, bonus! (If you know what that is, double bonus)I do have a sense of humor and if you didn't at least smile, a little, while reading this, then we probably won't have much of a future but will always have a good time.I like to stay active and am looking for someone that does as well. I'm as comfortable in a suit at a function as I am in trunks at the beach, though I prefer the beach....however, it's tough to tell which I look better in (insert topless photo in the mirror here;) )I need a girl with a sense of humor.....if you can't laugh at yourself then we probably won't be a match.That's it for now, if you have any questions or want to chat, drop me a line, if I'm interested.....I'll get back to you.Good luck fishing and for the record, I do have a serious side but as they say....time and place.Lets start out with a little cow tipping and see where it goes from there..... what could possibly go wrong???WARNING!!!!! Women fall for me .......cause, I trip em' just saying.....watch out

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