SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Woman. 68 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 58-78
I'm happy lady, with a G.S.O.H. Love people and having a good laugh. There are lots of places I would like to visit. I enjoy holidays abroad.Love sunshine. I'm very much a 60's girl, love the music. I'm a very honest loyal person and make a good friend. I have one daughter 32 years old, she lives and works in London now. I'm 68 years old don't feel it,friends say I don't look it. I like to make the best of my appearance, even for myself.If you think you could be interested, please contact me.I am on a few committees trying to improve the community, which I enjoy, made lots of new friends.I enjoy reading, doing crosswords, making greeting cards I also am a fine weather gardener.Must admit not a lover of cooking quite lazy for myself, but am happy to cook for visitors.I am quite content with my life, it would be good to have someone special in it. I'm not looking for "wedding Bells" been there done that. lolDon't like men wearing baseball caps or too casual. There are times and places for that.I like to be smart and would expect a date to make an effort.I won't go out with any one who smokes.I don't want anyone who has NOT got a photograph on this site to contact me.Meet in a public place for a coffee or in a pub. have a good chat, see how the chemistry goes. Take it from there, or not.
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CarlaOffline
Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 50-70
UPDATE - Until now, I have responded to all messages...even if to politely decline. Due to the actions of some who refuse to accept my right to my preferences, I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER those with whom I am not a match. NO RESPONSE MEANS NO INTEREST. My sincere apologies to the good and decent gentlemen on this site. I hate treating people this way, but I am through with receiving incoherent rants from the socially maladjusted. *******************************************************************************************************************************************************Basic Flying Rules: 1.Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.2. Maintain thy airspeed or thine earth shall rise up and smite thee. If you're looking for a sweet, simpering southern belle, or a raucous redneck..hie thee to the next profile. If you're seeking a simple, good-hearted gal..that ain't happening either. Ridiculously low maintenance, uncomplicated, drama-free, honest and straightforward. Most times unPC. I color outside the lines. I run with scissors. I don't abide by the rules of "polite" society. I'm not an excellent choice for the faint of heart, the overly straight-laced, or those not in possession of their "man" card.Retired military, now working with the military in a fun and rewarding second career.The eternal optimist...I don't spazz over the small stuff. My sense of humor is finely honed, snarky, wicked, dry and obscure. I find most things pretty damn funny. If your "flash-to-bang" needs calibrating, you possess "standard issue" humor, or you opted out of the feature entirely, you will likely not understand or appreciate mine. I tend to think outside the box (minds out of the gutter, boyz).Not a damsel in distress, hence don't require a knight (gallant or otherwise) to blaze a path to my rescue. Also not in need of completion, validation, or any other BS. I have NO ulterior motives, NO hidden agenda. Not in pursuit of a MRS degree, but should Mr. "OH HELLLL YEAH!!" pop up on radar, I won't run away screaming.I have NO desire to control or change you. If you have my interest, rest assured, I like you exactly as you are. It is not my style or intent to use and/or abuse you...and I'm too lazy to stalk you.I'm not broke(n), bitter, jaded, flummoxed, demented or in any other manner adversely affected by life experiences or previous encounters with fellow members of your species. I fully own up to my significant contribution to the demise of my past liaisons. Fluent in "man-speak". I think like a man....therefore, I have an entirely different mindset than the majority of women. You will find that "refreshing".I'm attracted to the traditional "man's man", "ruff, tuff, and hard to diaper" type "A" personality. (I'm an ENTJ - extraverted, intuitive, thinking, judging). I don't require you to be a rocket sturgeon, but common sense and an above average degree of situational awareness would be nice.I work hard to keep myself in good shape. Age is NOT an excuse to turn into a lardass. Should we meet, you will not be greeted by a sweathog or the cryptkeeper. I'd appreciate the same from you. My pics are recent, the dates ACCURATE, and exactly how I look NOW. Not everyone implodes after 50. Y'all on here "baiting" with decades-old pics.....white boy, please. I will admit a preference for military (former/active/retired) men.I am - PRO-MILITARY. Strong, kickass, take no prisoners. Heroes Don't Wear Capes .......They Wear Dog TagsPRO-right to bear arms (even the right to BARE arms if you prefer sleeveless) PRO-CHOICE Politically non-conformist. LOVE Allen West and Benjamin Netanyahu.....but I'd vote for Vladimir Putin also.Some FAQ/comments and my responses - "waddup/wazzup/'sup???" = not a damn thing"how dey hangin??" = dey AIN'T hangin, homeskillet. Dey will NEVER hang."send me a picture of your ass" = sorry, my ex said he would prefer I NOT send out his picture.AnYtHiNg wRiTtEn LiKe tHiS = rEaD/DeLeTeD************************************************************************************I don't want to stomp on anyone's feelers. We would make an unwonderful match if YOU:- don't have a personality/sense of humor similar to mine. (You interpret my profile as intimidating/arrogant/judgemental/feminazi-ish/ball breaker-y, etc.... vs the spirit in which it was intended.***MUST drink or be medicated to get through the day. I rarely drink. I don't mind if you do..in moderation. HOWEVER..if your permanent home of record is LA-LA land, take note..I operate in REAL world, REAL time, RE-ALity. If you are FUBARed - if you are not firing on all cylinders - if your ducks are not in a row - if your grip on reality is influenced by, or dependent upon, distilled or chemical assistance...best to move on to the next profile.- are oppressed, depressed, suppressed, obsessed, possessed, re-possessed.......or any other "essed" word. Ditto if you are perpetually pissy and/or a sadsack..prone to moodiness, self-pity, or any other assdart antics. - mouth writes checks that your ass can't cash. - look like hammered shiite. Slack-jawed yokels, mullets and metrosexuals don't inspire "dewiness" either...therefore, non-starters. - think, act, and sound.....O L D. Gentlemen, it ain't over til they throw dirt in your face. If you are offered soup or sex, and you choose the soup.....shuffle off to the next profile.....pleeeease! - EXCEED the STANDARD definition of "average" for body type. If you lean a little toward the heavy side of "average"......I'm OK with that. BUT...c'mon gang, let's tighten up our shot group on the profiles, shall we? Stand up...now look down. If you cannot espy body parts that SHOULD be visible, YOU ARE NOT "AVERAGE", chief.THIS SITE HAS IMPOSED A 14 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE RESTRICTION ON WHO YOU CAN MESSAGE. Gosh darnit, that sucks, and impinges on my cougar-ish tendencies, but...if you fall outside of those parameters ***and younger) and you simply MUST get a message to me,.... i.e. - stock market tips, pointing out grammatical errors, crotchety opinions, etc....."favorite" me, and I'll contact you, if interested. I only date within my own race.First date? Welllll, how 'bout...............THIS - No "date", just a meet and greet, maybe for a drink of some sort. If we find each other insufferably obtuse, we diverge flight paths after 15 minutes. No harm, no foul, nobody dies.or THIS - Skip the first date ritual. By the time we meet face-to-face, we will have already engaged in sufficient commo to determine if we have clickage, and I'll know I won't be in the company of a psychopathic axe murderer, or worse....a liberal. I'll just invite you over, we'll throw something on the grill, and hang out. YOU, of course, would be the grill sergeant, it being a "man" thing and all...A scrumptious stud muffin had THIS - "Polygraph followed by waterboarding and then a nice dinner." ....... on his profile for his first date idea. I was gonna put it on mine also, but too many of you knuckleheads would probably take me up on it. ======================================================================================================================================================================When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It is difficult only for others. Its the same when you are stupid. "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!!"
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AudraOffline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-56
"NEWS FLASH" take a few minutes and read a profile before you initiate a conversations.:) If your just interested in adding notches on your bedpost, please move along. Please be local, and single. I feel it's only fair that since I post my face picture on here that if I strike your interest then initial message should contain a picture. Being real, upfront, and an honest man, gets your foot in the door with me. I'm looking but have yet to find the right man for me, I'm not wanting a boy that needs someone to tell him what to do nor a man that feels the need to control me. My preference in guys: must be single, taller then me, non smoker, social drinker to nearly never drinking at all, animal lover, and a man that knows how to romance. What woman wouldn't want to be swept off her feet and be made to feel cherished and desired.Some preferences can be overlooked as I don't see people as perfection. I'm only 4'10.5 tall, so yes a true shorty. I have curves and class with just the right amount of sass. I love dancing and being creative both mentally and physically. If I peak an interest, say "hi", nothing wrong with saying it and you never know what's out there until you take the first step. Seeking beyond the physical connection as that part is easy, get in my head and heart is key before you get anywhere's intimate with me. Happy fishing and just be sincere and honest with your intentions and let's see if their is something special beyond the computer chats.Someplace that we can continue to get to know each other, either it be over drinks (coffee/tea, juice/water) or a nice stroll around town. A good conversationalist,and sense of humor works wonders for me. A smile doesn't hurt either