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Ezra, 41

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About Me

First off, if you wear or own animal print clothing......keep moving or bring it when we meet and we can have a ritual burning! ;)A bit about me:I like going to bullfights on acid.I don't understand Wikipedia?!?I've been called a Honey Badger......but I don't give a sh*t! I'm a bit of an underachiever but that's just to set expectations......if I keep the bar low, I may just get a second date! ;)I'm thinking about adopting a kid.....cause I need someone to do my laundry. I think I have the potential to impress somebody, just waiting for that dare to be great opportunity!!I like all types of music but prefer indie.I'm a very straight forward person, sometimes to a fault and sometimes it get's me in trouble.If you're into dirty fozzies, bonus! (If you know what that is, double bonus)I do have a sense of humor and if you didn't at least smile, a little, while reading this, then we probably won't have much of a future but will always have a good time.I like to stay active and am looking for someone that does as well. I'm as comfortable in a suit at a function as I am in trunks at the beach, though I prefer the beach....however, it's tough to tell which I look better in (insert topless photo in the mirror here;) )I need a girl with a sense of humor.....if you can't laugh at yourself then we probably won't be a match.That's it for now, if you have any questions or want to chat, drop me a line, if I'm interested.....I'll get back to you.Good luck fishing and for the record, I do have a serious side but as they say....time and place.Lets start out with a little cow tipping and see where it goes from there..... what could possibly go wrong???WARNING!!!!! Women fall for me .......cause, I trip em' just saying.....watch out

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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