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MinnieOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hello fellas,SO I guess I'm the type of person who spends way too much time writing a meetville profile, scrutinizing my photos to pick the least fat looking ones. Yeah, so maybe you could call me a perfectionist. But, I'm working on something new. You see, I don't want you to go on a date with me and go to your friends after saying, "She was way bigger than in her photos." I want to be legitimately fat...so I have selected my roundest looking photos for your enjoyment.I'm kidding. I don't know what to say here. I like puppies but I can't pet them and then touch my face. I sing and play the guitar and sometimes wear fake nails. I love to change the tires on my car or change the oil...makes me feel independent...though I curse under my breath when people don't stop to help me on the side of the road. I don't like getting ketchup on my fingers and I want to have a little country home one day with a big garden. I am a religious listener to the CBC and APR and I love to two-step to cheesy country songs or shake it to Lady Gaga or whatever....I'm looking for a strong, happy, friendly, kind man who doesn't use the phrases, "That's so gay" or "Are you retarded?" A gentleman who eats his veggies and is looking for a woman to care for and keep warm.Looking forward to hearing from you.P.S. I cannot pick one word that describes my personality so I'm picking the one that is farthest from my personality...I have absolutely no idea what a brogrammer is. First dates should be fun and flirty. I just want to go out and have a good time and a good laugh.
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MargaretOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Well here I go.... Describe myself... So silly. I'm super laid back, and I enjoy nothing more than sitting on the beach with a cold beer. I'm a super girly-girl, but super tomboy. I like watching football, and love playing football. I was raised on the coast, and spent most of my childhood on the water. I have tattoos that I'm proud of, that are a part of me, and every one has a story behind it. I also don't judge people because they lack tattoos. I love music, if there's a show at the HoB, I'm usually there. I'm loyal to a fault and sadly it's my downfall. Ask and I'll tell.I'm also a huge goofball and am not afraid of getting silly. But I have a bad habit if being brutally honest which may come off as mean.. Not purposefully. But if u piss me off ill never be afraid to stand up for myself or anyone that means anything to me. I work hard, play harder. Life's about livin. So let's live dammit!DISCLAIMER****** If you have any of the following:-Baggage from a previous relationship.-Bitterness because your ex is a douche. -Anger issues. -Inability to hold a conversation. -Douchebag intentions. -Unemployment or "between jobs."-Lack of a sense of humor. -Ten children from ten women. -Mommy issues. -Issues with seeing someone who has a crazy insane work schedule. -Any sort of chromosomal abnormality from your parents being related. -If you are illusive, fake, have a profile picture from twelve years ago, a photoshop pro, obsessed with your abs, unable to bathe or just too damn lazy to do so, too cheap to buy deodorant, are a vegetarian, or an alcoholic...Then I ask you kindly to skip me over. I'm not here to fix your mommy issues and I'm not dealing with bitter douchebaggery. There's no time for that. These problems cut into my fun time and when this happens, well I get pretty cranky. I'd rather spend my time being silly and goofy and having a metric ****load of fun than psychoanalyzing someone and fixing their issues. Leave the past in the past and live for the moment. And please do not message me with any of the following words or phrases...Hey baby, sexy, etc.SupYo ****Anything which reads like a jr high kid's text message. **** now I'll kindly step down from my soapbox***So... With that being said, lets go get silly!
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KathyOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I like hiking, camping, fishing, BBQ's, spending time with family & friends.I love eating out because I hate to cook. My favorite spots are anything with a good selection of beer on tap.I believe in fitting excersize into your life, but I'm not a fanatic about it. I'm honest, loyal, and a little bit shy. I believe in romance, and the tradition of being courted.I have a good job, but where I'm at in my career is not my last stop. I'm lucky to work in an industry where there's always room for advancement and I plan on taking advantage of that seversal times over.I have a good sense of humor and probably laugh at myself more than anyone else.I LOVE my country music, and think motorcycles, tattoos, and beefed up pickup trucks are sexy as hell.There's more; of course there's more! This is only a small part of me :) Perhaps someplace that has live music, like a local winery; definitely drinks and hopefully some great conversation...