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Minnie, 36

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About Me

Hello fellas,SO I guess I'm the type of person who spends way too much time writing a meetville profile, scrutinizing my photos to pick the least fat looking ones. Yeah, so maybe you could call me a perfectionist. But, I'm working on something new. You see, I don't want you to go on a date with me and go to your friends after saying, "She was way bigger than in her photos." I want to be legitimately fat...so I have selected my roundest looking photos for your enjoyment.I'm kidding. I don't know what to say here. I like puppies but I can't pet them and then touch my face. I sing and play the guitar and sometimes wear fake nails. I love to change the tires on my car or change the oil...makes me feel independent...though I curse under my breath when people don't stop to help me on the side of the road. I don't like getting ketchup on my fingers and I want to have a little country home one day with a big garden. I am a religious listener to the CBC and APR and I love to two-step to cheesy country songs or shake it to Lady Gaga or whatever....I'm looking for a strong, happy, friendly, kind man who doesn't use the phrases, "That's so gay" or "Are you retarded?" A gentleman who eats his veggies and is looking for a woman to care for and keep warm.Looking forward to hearing from you.P.S. I cannot pick one word that describes my personality so I'm picking the one that is farthest from my personality...I have absolutely no idea what a brogrammer is. First dates should be fun and flirty. I just want to go out and have a good time and a good laugh.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    About me: Enjoy great conversation about everything and anything, giving my all, spending time with friends and family (I mean, really, who doesn't), achieving my goals & being outdoors. I'm funny, witty, positive and upbeat and want to meet someone who is as well. When it comes to relationships- chemistry and that spark are very important so as much as we may hit it off through messages etc, there's got to be 'clickage' when we see each other. I'm looking for a person that knows how to take charge when necessary. Someone driven, confident, ambitious, open minded and easy going. I'm sarcastic at times so you have to be able to keep up. I'd like to meet someone who is honest, involved and supportive, who makes me laugh but knows when to be serious. I'm quite into music (all kinds from trance, house stuff to classical or country), spending time outdoors and believing that at the end of it all everything happens for a reason. I'm a NY sports fan- excuse to go to the bar and have a couple drinks and good times with friends. I live for road trips and love to drive. If and when I watch TV its usually the National Geographic, Animal Planet or the Discovery channel, though I do DVR a couple other shows here and there to watch on lazy Sunday mornings. I'm a runner... but no marathons for me, an occasional 5k here or there but nothing more than that- maybe one day. I am divorced- it was amicable, no drama... I honestly thought that 'sport' ended in elementary school at recess hehe, it's great fun and you meet great people. Def drinks or coffee.. It's easier to extend a 'short' date than it is to shorten a dinner date.

  • Brianna

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    First off, thank you for being part of the 3% that actually reads the profile. I don't blame ya, of course, I can barely make it past the height...I was tempted to cut and paste an old middle school essay on Stonehenge (with photo of my brownie reconstruction), but I have some time to kill before spin class. I'm often told I have a "guy" mentality on things. And by that, I mean, I pee standing up. I kid! I kid! I appreciate dirty humor and am drawn toward the elusive combination of**** yet chivalrous. Self confidence is hot. So are good triceps.Although I am extremely open-minded, I will not date civil re-enactors, bad tippers, bad spellers, and people who use the words "irregardless" and "supposably." You must also pass the escalator test, assuming you are one of the lucky that make it that far.....), but have traveled extensively around the country with my previous career as an archaeologist (no, I didn't dig dinosaurs, yes, I have a whip). I still have the wanderlust, so an adventurous spirit is a must! I firmly believe that a first meeting should be temporally short, with the option of extension. Time is valuable and if a connection isn't there, then I'd rather not waste my time. Unless you're taking me to Alinea. Then I'll deal with the fact you look nothing like your photos. Kidding. Kind of.

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I have a lot of things on "my list" and I’d love to find the right person to share them with! I’ve always wanted to sky dive, drive cross country, and travel to Europe. I’d love to meet someone who is interested in new experiences and who would like a "partner in crime" in his own interests and hobbies. I love getting dressed up and going out, but also enjoy staying home as well. Sitting home and relaxing on a cold winter night curled up with a glass of wine watching a movie is something that I enjoy. I have two very sweet and active weimaraner dogs; I enjoy taking them for walks, running at the park and on hikes. I am a certified scuba diver and would love to meet someone who enjoys that as well. I laugh every chance I get life is to short to be serious all the time and would love to meet someone with a sense of humor so even if we had a rough day at the end of the day we can forget about it and have some great laughs!!

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