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About Me

Well where to start? I like to sit around in my pants whilst scratching my butt and picking my nose. I'm looking for a woman who shares my dream of national humiliation and has no ambition in life! Ideally you would wash only once a week and never brush your teeth. If we meet up and your the right person for me I'll be more than willing to let you share my extensive collection of shell suits and I 3JK tshirts. If this is what your looking for then may I suggest you seek help from a doctor. If not then feel free to message me and find out what I'm really like. A couple of drinks to start and see how it goes from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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