SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
BudOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
so the resume starts here, do i need a cover letter?how about sarcasm *** ill always be a metal head, age ldidnt change that dad sorry.....update it is broke i am sadi build $1mil machines at work daily, but if that little bit of luck guy doesnt come through ill never have $1mil of my ownthey wanted to take me out of the 4th grade and put me in the 6th grade but i refused because i didnt want to lose in gym classill let you win at games without you catching on, til you actually beat me...then its onme and my buddy already have a survival team set up for when the zombies get hereif our goofing around and talking nonsense over a couple beers annoys you...people think im always too serious...im almost never seriouspeople watching is great entertainmenti never wanted kids...til i had 1, theyre the greatest no matter what else i ever do so i had 3(well their mom had 3 i just did the making part)...parenting too....but technically im an only childive been told im honest to a fault...lifes too short to waste on lieslets get a drink, dinners too awkward if theres no clickim worth it trust meThere's that sarcasm again...im so tired of reading that line im gonna use it =/yes i look like the pictures... lets get a drink or an ice cream if you dont drink or dont want to on a first meet. no hard feelings if anybody needs a quick exit
-
NiceguyOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Niceguy. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from West Hamlin, West Virginia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
-
RandalOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.