SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MinhOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault...;With the overload of guys all messaging the same women on this thing, how does one stand out? I'm hoping poetry is the answer. Here goes...I'll welcome you to read my poetic profile,and don't have to tell you, this took me a while.You will certainly see I’ve got the gift of a rhyme,and hope you're impressed that I put in the time.For me, being on here began with a wish,but now I'm quite sick of this Plenty of Fish.All I really want is one really cool girl,so I remain on here, thought I'd give it a whirl.But I'm finding hurt women in need of a fix,and that most of the men I'm told think with their d***s.I've tried writing profiles that were witty when read,but the women they attracted were like a gun to my head.I’m finding it difficult, in breaking the ice,because no one seems interested, and no one seems nice.I'm tempted to ask if a pick up line works,or if they give the impression that men are all jerks.I know everyone has "want lists" and personal taste,but I’ve been putting in effort. I don’t copy and paste.I’m constantly trying to attract you to me,but experience tells me, more often you'll flee.For so many women expect a white knight,it becomes too frustrating to put up a fight.With most of the women demanding perfection,and most of the men boasting healthy erections.It's no wonder frustration sets in like it does,when one looks for sex and the other for love.I'm not gonna cliff dive, or jump out of a plane,no offence to thrill seekers, but I think you're insane.I have no wierd piercings, nor any tattoos,I don't smoke or do drugs, and go light on the booze.Don’t you find it frustrating, always spinning your wheels?With unfaithful men who don’t care how you feel.I'm hoping there's someone worth putting in time,in the hopes that one day, she's gonna be mine.I’m hoping you’re pretty with some great sex appeal,now don’t be a hater, this is just how I feel.I like women who are friendly, outgoing and fit,and I have to be honest, has a butt that won’t quit.I work in marketing and have written some books,am witty and friendly with boyish good looks!I like to take care of my mind and my bod,have a great sense of humor, both quirky and odd.I’m prepared to move slowly and your trust I will earn,it’s my hopes to start something that will lead to long term.I'm sure I'm not the first to be so poetic,just hoping you don't think of this as pathetic.So you’ve read my profile and if you like what you see, it’s time to decide if you’ll get back to me!Very easy going, down to earth guy looking for the same in a woman. I'm creative, friendly, witty (obviously), and genuine. I work in Marketing, am an accomplished photographer and have written a few published and near published books. Don't know what else I need to say (or can say) to entice you to want to know more so I'll stop now. Looking forward to hearing from you.*** Due to the responses, it's become painfully obvious that I have to be a little more clear about what I'm looking for ***I'd prefer if you were:- Caucasian- Attractive/Slim/Fit/Athletic- Attractive/Slim/Fit/Athletic (Yes, I have to write this twice because people don't seem to read it the first time)- NOT a bible thumper- NOT a crazy cat ladyI would also prefer if you were mobile (ie: have a car) and although I appreciate the kind words on my profile, I'd kinda like to limit messages to those who fit the bill... So PLEASE (I'm actually begging here), if we aren't a match, please don't feel the need to contact me. Men don't get the overload of messages women get out here, so a message that starts, "I know I'm not your type, but...", is kind of a major let down (I get far too many of them). I apologize if this sounds a bit harsh but, wow.And yes, I know I bare a slight resemblance to GSP (actually, he looks like me!) No need to point it out anymore :)Oh, and I hope you can overlook the fact that I used the word "erection" in my poem (I needed a rhyme! ***!!!***Put this on your***!!!***profile if you***!!!***know of someone---!!!!!!!!!!!!!***that died while***!!!***waiting for their***!!!***perfect match on***!!!***meetville.
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ModestoOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Salut,me suis homme séparé ayant deux enfants de 8 et 6 ans dont j'ai là garde les week-Ends. J'aime les animaux et la nature et passer du temps a l'extérieur,marche,vélo,camping...j'ai deux chiens de 9 ans et 7 mois. J'aime les sports en général,Arts martiaux,hockey, et vélo en particulier.J'aime passer du temps de qualité avec mes enfants lorsqu'il sont à la maison,film,jeux,plein air et sortie. J'aime le Cinéma et la musique,un peu de tout mais surtout du rock et du pop,un peu de télé,mais pas trop. Je suis quelqu'un de cultivé qui aime les documentaires et la lecture sûr différent sujet. Je cherche a rencontréêtre présenté a mes enfants dans le but de faciliter l'intégration pour les enfants. Je recherche une relation sans attaches mais qui pourrait devenir sérieuse avec le temp,je ne suis pas pressé. Je suis un homme travaillant,fidèle et d'une honnêteté sans faille,j'espère avoir la chance de communiquer avec toi.. CHOW! Café,Resto ou une activité en plein air.
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LongOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Well, hello there. Thanks for clicking on my profile. I will keep this as simple as possible. My last one was a book. I live a 80% healthy and a 20% "why not" life style. I am energentic, witty is an under statement, a bit of a cartoon character when feeling silly. So just be aware of that. I had a pretty crazy wild life style, many years back. Time goes by so fast. I am well known around the GTA, so maybe someone you know knew me. Has some stories. Take them with a grain of salt, are they true, partially true? It may seem like yesterday, but my party days were years ago. past is in the past. Try being mature and asking me before judging. I never lie, and have no secrets. open book. Honest to a fault. I still like a night out dancing once in awhile, I am good at it :-) but cottage life, social events like sport event, concert etc, small get togethers with good friends, simple bite and a show, or a romantic playfull night in are all just fine with me. I like a versitile life. I have been a Step Dad before and was damn good at it. So you having kids is fine. Just no spoiled, temper tramping kids please.I have no baggage with ex's and if your ex's are not well in your past, than I will not be in your present or future. I am a very affectionate guy, cuddling, holding hands, romantic surprises are a given. I treat my partners like angels. But, I like the same in return. My Gf will be number one.I am working on getting some pics without me in a uniform or costume. All the pics of me in dressier cloths are not on my phone. understand?****YOUR PIS....if they are all from 50 feet away, group shots where I have to look for you, or sitting on a horse etc. Not my favorite ones. First dates to me are not that big of a deal. I find a simple low key date is the best. A simple meeting somewhere for a drink and a bite to eat. By the time we go on the first date, we have seen each others pictures, inboxed, talked on the phone so we have a pretty good idea what to expect. It is ore or less to see if we are what we look like in pics, lol. And in my opinion, more or less the interview portion to see if I and you qualify for the position of a second date ;-) Bring a resume please, lol. It is the second date where I put in an effort to impress you and show you my true colors and how sincere and thoughtful I am. Show you that I payed attention to the little things you said you liked. And surprise you with something or some how show you that I did pay attention. Show you how I listened to what your interest and likes are. That is the date that you will see the type of guy I can be.