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About Me

Love my kids. Love my job. Love most of my life but a bit bored. Don't do text speak (txt spk), its lazy & ugly & may well bring about the fall of civilization as we know it. If you don't know the difference between 'your' & 'you're' or 'there' & 'their' we will probably not get on too well. I'm sure you're (see, not your) lovely but...If I'm listening to music I like to hear bearded american men with acoustic guitars whining about their existential angst...(but if I'm driving I'm more likely to go for The Wedding Present or the Beastie Boys).Love The Guardian, Radio 4 & TMS (embracing advancing years!!).;..this list could go on & on!)...sadly not possible... I'm probably going to be the one in the background taking the rise (by which I mean piss) out of people...only the ones I like though!Have just finished uni & started working full time so got a sh*t car, sh*t house & no money...Haven't got a track suit or a flat cap in my wardrobe. (Haven't got much in my wardrobe!!).Don't do *** care what you had for lunch. Eat it & keep it to yourself. I think people are great. The world may be falling apart around us but most of us haven't got anything to do with the nonsense that the idiotic despots foist upon us. The good will out...IT MUST!!!!! We can't go on like this... Maybe break into a zoo & release an owl or two.Or I keep hearing the expression 'coffee date'...?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

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    Hi! My name is *** am never married islam african man without kids from Hindman, Kentucky, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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