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Erm... How do I describe myself... Usually in mime.But due to the limitation of the medium, it will have to be words.DEFINITELY A GENUINE BLOKE.That seem to be a prerequisite here so yep, that’s me.Pretentious and pretty useless.Able to work on his own and as part of a team.Occasionally a bit sarcastic.Hates ‘Carling type lagers’.Likes real ales.Is able to watch films that have subtitles.Can’t be a***d with football.Isn’t a player.*Is very musical.Has lots of cd’s.**Is overeducated in a useless subject***Plays a few stringed *** a band.Likes the outdoors- Walking- Climbing (er more like clambering)- Jogging- Jolking ****-******except perhaps buckaroo and connect 4**involves having conversations with angry customers while I move their mouth movements to a sock puppet. Has to be seen really...***poetry **** half a***d combination between walking and jogging. Usually slower than both...***** only if they really, really, really are asking for it...P.S. Congratulations. If you have made it this far you have the relevant sense of humour required. Please get in touch xP.P.S I don't really cull badgers so if that is what attracted you to me I'm very sorry. I may have a mate that you might like though... Park BenchFrosty JacksGet in!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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