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CarlosdangerOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-40
Business owner. Like to have fun, laugh, enjoy life, not really sure about this whole online dating thing...TBD.
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JosesOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!
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GilesOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Hi I am a typical guys guy , I love sports,baseball,hockey and golf. I am a honest,hardworking,loyal father of a beautiful girl 5 and a super stepson 9 I have a career in management and own my own home in a nice little community. I like to get out and have fun when possible but my kids will come first . I am recently out of a 7 year marriage and looking to just meet someone to spend time with and what happens happens. I have tattoos about 20 and I always wear a hat , not losing my hair or anything just think I look better with one on . I love slurpee's so much so I wish I had stock in ***. I watch closely what I eat and try hard to stay in shape . I love all kinds of music but lean toward rock/hard rock . In all ladies I will not always be the type of guy who will sweep you off your feet . But I am never the type of guy that would drop you on your ass either *** Something simple a nice dinner , a picnic , putt putt , baseball game , drinks in quite place anywhere we can try to get to know each other while having some fun