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Maiquecionedvq
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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 22-32
Hi! My name is Maiquecionedvq. I am never married other mixed man without kids from Edgartown, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Joses
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Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!
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Zadok
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Hey there,, Now hmm how do I make myself standout? Anyways, just here checking this out. Looking to maybe find someone interesting and fun to hangout with. Not great at talking about myself but here goes. I'm a pretty laid back simple guy. Been through a lot of changes in the past year and feel great about myself for it. Looking to hangout with a awesome girl who has some of the same interests as me but you have to be awesome and funny! Please be funny! A laid back person is kinda nice too. Anyways I am a huge Football fan and workout ***times a week so I am pretty active. If you want to know more please shoot me a message. I know what I like, just haven't seemed to be able to find it yet. Anyway have a good day.P.S. I do have some tattoos as you can see in my pics, so if that is not your thing then I'm sorry! But have a good day!Hope to hear from you and thanks for reading! Would love to hang out, grab a few drinks, Dinner a great conversation.And then we will go from there.