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Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Hey there. I enjoy hanging out with friends, going camping and traveling to see new things. I am not interested in drama queens and their B.S. My two children comes first, but after God. I am not a dead bet dad. I love children and dogs. I enjoy all type of music but have a hard time listening to rap. My goal in life is to live life to the fullest and have a damn good time doing it. I am of the opinion that the women on this site are fake as can be. I don't know what you all want,,,,but I know what I want. If your not real and only want to play on the computer or text on the phone but never want to meet in person...DO NOT CONTACT ME,,I am not interested. If I wanted fakes girls in my life...I will watch soap boppers. And I cant stand them....be real or be gone. I am a little of the old tradation. I will take you out to eat, where we will get to know eachother and share afew laughs. Then we will go to the movies (drive-in) which I will let you pick which movies we will watch. Then if there is time after words we will go and do alittle two step at a club. Then I will take you to your home or car and wait to see if you contact me for another date

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