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Joses, 38
United States, Massachusetts, Edgartown

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About Me

Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Jazz Latin French German Italian Biography Martial Arts War Bowling
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