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Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33

    Hi! My name is Leandrodubt. I am separated catholic african man without kids from Edgartown, Massachusetts, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

  • Kyran

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Single dad of four kids (one in college, three that live with me a majority of the time). I'm a pretty simple, family oriented guy. I like hanging out with my family and friends. I have helped coach my kids' little league teams for a number of years. I believe in being honest and treating others the way you want to be treated. Worked out with my oldest son over the summer and really enjoyed it. Looking to get back into good shape and shed a few extra pounds.I enjoy playing card games, cooking a good meal, sports (especially watching my kids' activities), going to movies, going out to dinner, canoeing, camping and just about anything outdoors. I mainly listen to country music and classic rock (I was very sad to find out some stations consider this oldies music now). I have a motorcycle and try to make time to ride when the weather is good for it. I like to golf a little bit, but unfortunately I'm not terribly good at it yet.I've worked for the same company for more than twenty years. I'd like to go back to school to finish my degree, if for no other reason than to finish what I started.I was married for 18 years and have been single for almost two years now. I'm not looking to go on a million dates and play the field. That's just not who I am. I'm really not terribly religious. I believe in being a good man the rest should take care of itself.

  • Hoyt

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    If your looking for a guy that will treat you right from the very start you found him. Tired of drama period. I have 2 children. Daughter is 6 and my son is 3. I am not looking for a new mom for them. I am also not looking to have any more kids. Just looking to have a fun time, hang out with good friends,spending time improving myself.Listen to all types of music-- country,rock, heavy metal, opera, jazz, and classical symphonyLove to read and spend time out doors, and working out.When I say working out I mean ***to 2 hours in a gym 6 days a week. If don't understand the dedication it takes for that don't bother.Easy going personalityIf you don't want a honest answer to a question don't ask meHonesty and loyalty is a big factor for me.Open communication is a must for any relationship to succeedReason for not many pictures is I am usually the guy behind the camera... Just hang out, go to dinner and get to know each other.

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