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AhernOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I enjoy traveling, dinning, music, dancing, reading, writing constructively, reading people, and definitely conversations that are of depth. I’d like to find someone who can tune in to my language and understand me.
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JosesOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Online surveys show I am 17% On Tuesdays after 4pm I perform spleen transplants at no charge. I'm an expert in Tae-- I am a private citizen, yet receive fan mail. Critic’s worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wears. I can touch MC Hammer and I don’ While sailing the seven seas I discovered an eighth. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life… but forgot to write it down. On Mondays I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. He generally refers to myself in fourth person. The laws of physics do not apply to me.If you’ve made it this far and laughed please continue... if you’re scratching your head please move on to the next profile. Half a brain and a sense of humor are prerequisites for me. (If you want to know more about me look up at my interests.)***NOTE*** If you are “chucking deuces” and doing the “duck face" in all your profile pics then please get in your car, lock the doors and drive it into a lake. Thanks! Cordless bungee jumping... It's the latest smash hit!
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ReadOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Ah...the personal resume. I have found it easier to personally introduce myself to those of you who I have a genuine interest in, rather than attempting to make myself sound irresistible, charming, and perfect. I will say that I value my integrity, I am an active Father and love my children, and want a woman to share my life with. You will get the truth, intelligent conversation, and respect should you be interested in establishing a dialogue. To those women I have initiated contact with, I appreciate you taking me into consideration. To those who found me by chance or queue, I am worth the time. Good luck to all.