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AlexOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-37
Looking to see who is out there that can get my attention as well as me getting there's feel free to ask me any questions that may cross your mind
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AluredOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I'm not a big fan of the club scene I prefer a good patio or dive bar. I enjoy pretty much all sports and would like to learn to snowboard, I'll try anything once just to say I did it. I'm looking for a happy, drama free, down to earth woman to have fun with. I can be sarcastic at times so a sense of humor is a must, if you like to laugh I'm your guy. I like to try new bars and restaurants, or just hanging out watching a movie. I love to travel to Vegas or to the beach, growing up in cali I couldn't get enough of it. Family is very important to me as well and my kids are the stars of my life, but there is plenty of room in the sky. While I'm not perfect (who is?) I will treat you with respect and always be up front and honest! While I'm looking for a real relationship the more friends I meet the better we all become (you can learn something from everyone you meet!). Drop me a line and let's have a drink and talk about it. Whatever sounds good to both of us drinks, dinner, movie a walk or a museum, art show or any sporting event. No pressure, just a good time learning about each other.
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JakobOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
If you REALLY wanna know hit me up, I tend to ramble on if I'm having to think about my likes and dislikes. I figure you're either going to message me or not based on appearance anyway. APPARENTLY I get 3 times as many messages if this is longer, but even if I choose not to, it still makes me type in this box. Dubbya Tee Eff.And as a disclaimer, the rest of the profile is going to be random thoughts, observations or humor that I've updated at various times."I love Shakespeare. And I know that it may not be practical, but if it wasn't for him, I would have totally over-reacted when my girlfriend killed herself. That joke may not be for everyone, and I understand that. But you should probably read more." -Jeselnik.Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!Is it just me or does it seem silly to have "; in your headline? Wouldn't it then be called "Plenty of Mammals"?OH, and if you can pull off an English accent the rest of your life, You're Hired.Reoccurring theme in my love life - If it's not broke, give me 5 minutes."I don't have a lot of time" - errrr "Here's B.O.B, date that for a while"One of the differences between comedy and perversity is inflection.You might know what I'm talking about, but do you truly understand?I know America is an obese country now, but we really need to re-examine the term "Average Body Type"Does anyone else think it's a shame that MCA died, yet many shitty pop stars are still alive and living fat?This thing keeps getting longer and longer - *UPDATE* It was brought to my attention that I have non-smoker on the profile, yet a cigarette in the display pic. I quit, yay. Anyway, no back story to that, just an explanation.Ha, I got blocked by someone for helping them out with their choice in photos.. ****ed up.Aaaaaaaand if you have kids, we know they're your life. I would assume that unless you decided to put, "I have a kid and he/she is a pain in my ass and I neglect him/her at every turn" I ALMOST want to list the ironic sh*t I read in profiles, but I think that might bore others that aren't as drunk and don't find it as humorous as I do.If I had a sex change, I would work in a strip club and promote the hell out of it on here! That's a great way to lure people in and get them to pay me. I'd like to mix things up, so this would really depend on what's going on that week. Drinks and conversation are always a good starter for me.