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About Me

I'm here again, my profile did mysteriously vanish for a while. What's that you ask? Did I inundate girls with images of my bits and torso? How very dare you!If anyone makes it to the end of the rebuilt version you win a prize.Look, girls, stop sending me saucy pics and vulgar language... I'm an actual person! And some of you are old enough to be my mum! Actually this doesn't really happen, and actually you can if you like, but it's different the other way round isn't it?! ... It's hilarious listening to what some of you get in your inbox (this is not a euphemism).I've had to tone down the language a bit; really don't want to lose another profile, the mum/dad age thing doesn't even apply now they've changed the rules, but it's staying in.I'm Rob, you really want to date me because: I always wear a top (except on the beach), I don't swear so much that the words become meaningless, I have my own hair, I'm not married, I'm not a chav and I can use the English language (including the vowels). This alone should make me stand out on this site surely?I'm nearly an architect... I know, look it takes ages, currently studying & working my behind off (don't swear, you'll be banned), so can't get to any festivals this year, but next year I will be going MENTAL, culminating in Burning Man fest hopefully. This also makes dating difficult, but no there is no other woman, the other woman is Architecture (a demanding mistress), and it's hopefully only until December.I'm from a tiny village and grew up on a farm, but now live in and love the buzz of the city. I still like to get out on weekends and take in the fresh air. When I can I go down south (not a euphemism) to see friends and play a bit of beach volley or croquet (drunk sports are the best sports). I hate mornings, but they look decidedly better after two espressos, so do most things. I laugh at my own jokes, somebody has to. I copy noises I hear without realising I'm doing it, apparently this is called 'Echolalia' and is a condition...-hand shoes?), and my reproduction Eames Chair and ottoman... design geeks will know what I mean!Obligatory list of likes and dislikes (put the kettle on):Like:Architecture, art, old stuff (like castles), new stuff (like gadgets), brains (not like a zombie does), zombies, fossils,dance music like electro, DnB, house, classical, folk, loads of bands, the smell of rain on hot pavement, the buzz of the city, walks in the country, hipsters (don't hate the hipsters), tattoos (I only have a tribal but always looking at more),the view from my balcony, 80s films (especially BTTF), scary films, costume dramas, fancy dress!Adam and Joe podcasts,trying to moonwalk,natural make-up (on girls),fringes (on girls),patterned jackets (on me),blue/red/pink hair (on girls),*takes a breath*coffee (good coffee; mine's a soy latte)the gym (I've learned to like it), formula 1,croquet (seriously, it gets vicious, &.. I know I know... sozDislikes:mornings,my iPhone swapping 'o's and 'i's, grrr, rudeness, people wearing jeans in the gym (yes they do - I took a photo), waiting for software to load/save/catch up (yes that's why I'm on here now), smoking,litter bugs,spiders,footsport, footsport fans, footsport conversations happening over me, Katie Price, maths, exams, maths exams What's all this 'let's say we met in a bar' rubbish, I shall tell everyone we met on meetville, it's cool now, get with the programme...First time around I recommend the 'KISS' approach (keep it simple stupid), second time, BOOM, let's go mental. Boom isn't an acronym btw, unless you can think of one, but BTW is...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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