SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Isador
Online
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I'm here again, my profile did mysteriously vanish for a while. What's that you ask? Did I inundate girls with images of my bits and torso? How very dare you!If anyone makes it to the end of the rebuilt version you win a prize.Look, girls, stop sending me saucy pics and vulgar language... I'm an actual person! And some of you are old enough to be my mum! Actually this doesn't really happen, and actually you can if you like, but it's different the other way round isn't it?! ... It's hilarious listening to what some of you get in your inbox (this is not a euphemism).I've had to tone down the language a bit; really don't want to lose another profile, the mum/dad age thing doesn't even apply now they've changed the rules, but it's staying in.I'm Rob, you really want to date me because: I always wear a top (except on the beach), I don't swear so much that the words become meaningless, I have my own hair, I'm not married, I'm not a chav and I can use the English language (including the vowels). This alone should make me stand out on this site surely?I'm nearly an architect... I know, look it takes ages, currently studying & working my behind off (don't swear, you'll be banned), so can't get to any festivals this year, but next year I will be going MENTAL, culminating in Burning Man fest hopefully. This also makes dating difficult, but no there is no other woman, the other woman is Architecture (a demanding mistress), and it's hopefully only until December.I'm from a tiny village and grew up on a farm, but now live in and love the buzz of the city. I still like to get out on weekends and take in the fresh air. When I can I go down south (not a euphemism) to see friends and play a bit of beach volley or croquet (drunk sports are the best sports). I hate mornings, but they look decidedly better after two espressos, so do most things. I laugh at my own jokes, somebody has to. I copy noises I hear without realising I'm doing it, apparently this is called 'Echolalia' and is a condition...-hand shoes?), and my reproduction Eames Chair and ottoman... design geeks will know what I mean!Obligatory list of likes and dislikes (put the kettle on):Like:Architecture, art, old stuff (like castles), new stuff (like gadgets), brains (not like a zombie does), zombies, fossils,dance music like electro, DnB, house, classical, folk, loads of bands, the smell of rain on hot pavement, the buzz of the city, walks in the country, hipsters (don't hate the hipsters), tattoos (I only have a tribal but always looking at more),the view from my balcony, 80s films (especially BTTF), scary films, costume dramas, fancy dress!Adam and Joe podcasts,trying to moonwalk,natural make-up (on girls),fringes (on girls),patterned jackets (on me),blue/red/pink hair (on girls),*takes a breath*coffee (good coffee; mine's a soy latte)the gym (I've learned to like it), formula 1,croquet (seriously, it gets vicious, &.. I know I know... sozDislikes:mornings,my iPhone swapping 'o's and 'i's, grrr, rudeness, people wearing jeans in the gym (yes they do - I took a photo), waiting for software to load/save/catch up (yes that's why I'm on here now), smoking,litter bugs,spiders,footsport, footsport fans, footsport conversations happening over me, Katie Price, maths, exams, maths exams What's all this 'let's say we met in a bar' rubbish, I shall tell everyone we met on meetville, it's cool now, get with the programme...First time around I recommend the 'KISS' approach (keep it simple stupid), second time, BOOM, let's go mental. Boom isn't an acronym btw, unless you can think of one, but BTW is...
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Jasiah
Online
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
It's been a long time since I last dated, not sure what to write here :/ I'm an average guy with 3 kids, and separated, when I'm not working I enjoy listening to an audiobook, or watch a film, I like to go out with friends socially, I like lots of different music but I go for tracks rather than artists I like, I'm a full on geek, I love sci fi as much as I love sci fact, I have many interests, too many to mention, and if I haven't yet bored u to death as u made it this far down my profile, send me a message and we will see what happens :-) Somewhere out and about a pub or restaurant maybe, just somewhere you can talk to each other and share some laughs
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Tad
Online
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
internet dating is a first to me but meeting new people is harder the older you get so I thought why not. I live by myself in my own house so am pretty self dependant. It means I am a pretty mean cook though! I like to treat people with respect n treat them how I deserve to be treated. I'm not looking for one of the girls who are up their own a***, the fit and no it type, but would love to meet someone intelligent and attractive, someone I can interact with. So if your one of these girls who's posing infront of a mirror with their mobile on show you're probably not for me.I take pride in my appearence but I'm not one of those vain bell ends who spend hours in the mirror and showing off my body, I no my limits! I'm a bit crazy, but in a good silly way, not a obsessive over powering stalker way, I think its good to be a little crazy and do stupid things from time to time to help feed the kid that's still in me. Anyway prob too much info so will leave it there! Few casual drinks somehwere to get to no eachother and see what happens