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Maxim, 32

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About Me

Hello... Im a simple man looking for simple love... Employed and self sustained, looking fir the same.. I'd say im a homebody but dont get that confused with being a shut-in.. I dont mind going out but im kinda past the bar scene and prefer to party at a friends house or mine as opposed to young kids in bars.. I recently bought a house this past summer so thats keepin me busy n out of trouble.Im a good man looking for a good girl.. I want to grow old with someone.. If i just wanted sex then id go to a sh*tbar.. I want the whole package, the american dream.. Please dont be shy if you read this and say "hey thats me too" i cant read minds, i wouldnt turn down a woman who knows what they want.Women reaching out must either enjoy basketball or football... I am a huge sports fan and pursued writing and schooling towards sports for quite some time... Just a forwarning :)I am a man who wants a family, i dont mind a single mother but no more than a couple kids.. Also i would like to have my own offspring at some point so women must be open to having children For internet dating i like to keep first dates super simple because you can never be quite sure what you're getting into... Just meeting for coffee or a couple drinks is perfect to meWhen it says i do drugs.. That means i smoke pot.. Not a big deal if you try and convince me to quit...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'4"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40

    SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.

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