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GodfreyOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Well there's not a whole lot I'm pretty easy-going I like quit nights I like going out I like campfires I like riding quads I like fishing hunting camp and I'm very outdoorsy I'm here on the site not looking for games I want somebody real I'm tired of the cheaters tired of liars I've been hurt and I'm tired of being hurt and I don't want fake people I push them out of my life very quick that's not what I'm looking for i've done very well for myself I have my own home and enjoy my dog and I enjoy company and quiet nights I like to think I have a very good cents of humor I like cracking jokes I like the pick but I honestly like somebody to pick back it's just that's a little fun somebody they can take it humorous not serious very outgoing so any questions ask me It all depends I'm very romantic I come out of things out of the woodwork I don't even know how I do it but I can come up with stuff to enjoy a night I can make nothing something
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JaidynOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
I'm pretty average guy I guess, for fun I play in a softball team, have a mountain bike, went to the mountain a few times last winter, no pro. I like hanging with my friends and going to new places.C. Supper cool and can't wait to plan another one.S. my grandfather and dad are my two biggest influences. Leaves me with a good work ethic. P.S I'm employed.. Lol Just something simple I'm sure we will know in the first couple of minutes if we are a match. Coffee, cards??
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OswaldoOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.