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Jethro, 26

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About Me

WANTED - NEW GIRLFRIEDThats right ladies a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfil before submitting your cv and cover letter.Requirements;-Must be at leased ***Have a hot body- You can have me on Sunday .... Unless its super Sunday ....then a Sunday roast would be a better utilisation of your time ;***Must be able to cook bacon!! Essential !! -A good sense of humour is a must ... I cannot -deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots--Driving license isn't essential but will earn you bonus points-Your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears -If before night out you say "I'm getting drunk wooo" then go away your a nob -If you say any of these words then this position is not for you; YOLO, amazeballs, Emosh, tots, blud, reem, like (excessively), Fam.Now this is actually an internship so there will be no salary. However the bonuses are very satisfying. Please submit CV and cover letter in a personal message and I shall get back to you at my earliest convenience! Thank you! P.S Due to an influx of applicants, you are advised to send a detailed cover letter explaining why you would make an excellent girlfriend..... Pictures would be nice as well.... And if its group pictures at leased say which one you are !!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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