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DeceptitwonOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-43
Hi! My name is Deceptitwon. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man without kids from Homer, Alaska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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GilOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I suck at these things man, but for what it's worth (deep breath)... I'm motivated and creative and I work my ass off. I have my hands fairly full with a few different projects on top of my career, but I sometimes like to sit down and relax with 15 bottles of wine. I'm quite old school in some respects, Quite like traditional values and I try to do the right thing by people... but don't tell anyone that. I can play guitar & bass and I play in a couple of bands.I do the whole gym thing and go running pretty often blah blah blah woo hoo go me.:)- Most of the usual stuff - Holidays- Beachside (generally just being near water)- Eating proper food - A decent knees up- Fresh mornings- A clean a tidy ship- Cool hair- Ripped denim- Satire***'s Nostalgia- Monty Python-- The Sopranos- Dumb (but cute) animals:(- Bullshit- Heights-;-) ...joking, if your generally nice, really easy going and cool with a bit of an edge then that sounds good to me! Tight rope life drawing on ice.
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JethroOnline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
WANTED - NEW GIRLFRIEDThats right ladies a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfil before submitting your cv and cover letter.Requirements;-Must be at leased ***Have a hot body- You can have me on Sunday .... Unless its super Sunday ....then a Sunday roast would be a better utilisation of your time ;***Must be able to cook bacon!! Essential !! -A good sense of humour is a must ... I cannot -deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots--Driving license isn't essential but will earn you bonus points-Your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears -If before night out you say "I'm getting drunk wooo" then go away your a nob -If you say any of these words then this position is not for you; YOLO, amazeballs, Emosh, tots, blud, reem, like (excessively), Fam.Now this is actually an internship so there will be no salary. However the bonuses are very satisfying. Please submit CV and cover letter in a personal message and I shall get back to you at my earliest convenience! Thank you! P.S Due to an influx of applicants, you are advised to send a detailed cover letter explaining why you would make an excellent girlfriend..... Pictures would be nice as well.... And if its group pictures at leased say which one you are !!