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Aleut
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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-30
Hi! My name is Aleut. I am never married other mixed man without kids from Homer, Alaska, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Tony
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Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
Hey, second time round on this, I've met some nice people off here but none have materialized into much more than friendship...I think I'm fussy..I'm a big believer in attraction/chemistry at first sight.. Anything you'd like to ask, well, you know what to do.. Also if I don't reply I'm probably not that interested, either that or I just haven't got round to replying, and no pic no reply - physical attraction must be there, it's nothing to do with being shallow!!And tattoos are a big yes.. First date? If you're cool & we click I'd settle for anything. Hate reading all this "surprise me/be exciting bullshit"
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Jethro
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Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
WANTED - NEW GIRLFRIEDThats right ladies a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfil before submitting your cv and cover letter.Requirements;-Must be at leased ***Have a hot body- You can have me on Sunday .... Unless its super Sunday ....then a Sunday roast would be a better utilisation of your time ;***Must be able to cook bacon!! Essential !! -A good sense of humour is a must ... I cannot -deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots--Driving license isn't essential but will earn you bonus points-Your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears -If before night out you say "I'm getting drunk wooo" then go away your a nob -If you say any of these words then this position is not for you; YOLO, amazeballs, Emosh, tots, blud, reem, like (excessively), Fam.Now this is actually an internship so there will be no salary. However the bonuses are very satisfying. Please submit CV and cover letter in a personal message and I shall get back to you at my earliest convenience! Thank you! P.S Due to an influx of applicants, you are advised to send a detailed cover letter explaining why you would make an excellent girlfriend..... Pictures would be nice as well.... And if its group pictures at leased say which one you are !!