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LucianOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I\'m a very touchy and loving person, who enjoys beauty in everything including relationships. I\'m looking for someone independent, active, and honest to befriend and share life moments with.
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PierceOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Well spoken. I like Architecture. I like designing. I like writing. I like reading. I run an obscene amount. I like juxtaposed sentences. I like good grammar. I don't understand this need for 'Banter'. Yes i'm funny and/or witty, I just don't like the word. I don't understand 'socialising' being described as a hobby. The gym/exersize also should be mentioned less, it's an activity I hold similar to breathing. It's done but just happens. I'm not grumpy, just particular. I've been travelling, like millions of others. I like snowboarding, the mountains beat the beach. Although I do love both. I'm done. 15 points to who can tell me the origin of my 'headline'. Nope
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JethroOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
WANTED - NEW GIRLFRIEDThats right ladies a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfil before submitting your cv and cover letter.Requirements;-Must be at leased ***Have a hot body- You can have me on Sunday .... Unless its super Sunday ....then a Sunday roast would be a better utilisation of your time ;***Must be able to cook bacon!! Essential !! -A good sense of humour is a must ... I cannot -deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots--Driving license isn't essential but will earn you bonus points-Your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears -If before night out you say "I'm getting drunk wooo" then go away your a nob -If you say any of these words then this position is not for you; YOLO, amazeballs, Emosh, tots, blud, reem, like (excessively), Fam.Now this is actually an internship so there will be no salary. However the bonuses are very satisfying. Please submit CV and cover letter in a personal message and I shall get back to you at my earliest convenience! Thank you! P.S Due to an influx of applicants, you are advised to send a detailed cover letter explaining why you would make an excellent girlfriend..... Pictures would be nice as well.... And if its group pictures at leased say which one you are !!