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*** have a morning ritual ... I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I like to stop the microwave at the very last second so it feels like I defused a bomb. Also, I like to cook minute rice for 58 seconds to be rebellious . I listen to "; I don't stop at stop signs in parking lots. I answer blocked phone calls #yolo I can be confrontational in public if someone is acting a fool- like a sheit parking job. Now *** becoming angry or flipping someone off, I just give them a thumbs up and say " no no, you did a great job parking sir, you totally earned a gold star on the board ". Its my debt to society. If you send me a message that says "hi" or "I want to sit on your face" , I wont respond, even if there's a FIRE! Oh, and once upon a time a Tranny (picture Juan the maintenance man with make up and a 5 o'clock shadow) was tryna holla at me on here. Just to clarify, I am here to find a woman, and not a variation of one. Shout out to Juan, thanks playboy! I recently bought some bear mace to protect my anus from any sort of penetration. " she's got a big booty, so I call her big booty girl" - Barrack Obama ^ thats deep * physical attraction is important . I place a high importance on my health and fitness, therefore its important that you display that effort as well ie average/athletic body types.* Ill bring my rape whistle and meet you in a well lit area in public . No exceptions!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Adventure Documentary Martial Arts Sci-Fi American Football Nascar Snowboarding
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