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Murdockshhh2GoOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-40
Enough is never good enough, when you think that life becomes stagnant. I always aim to accomplish a goal and then make another that is further reaching then the last. I enjoy hunting, fishing, hiking, shed hunting, road trips, travel and spending time with my two dogs and kids. I love history and love to jump on my 4 wheelers and go explore old mines or ghost towns. I spend most of the spring hiking and taking photos of migration herds of elk and deer. ***
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KitOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
*** have a morning ritual ... I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.I like to stop the microwave at the very last second so it feels like I defused a bomb. Also, I like to cook minute rice for 58 seconds to be rebellious . I listen to "; I don't stop at stop signs in parking lots. I answer blocked phone calls #yolo I can be confrontational in public if someone is acting a fool- like a sheit parking job. Now *** becoming angry or flipping someone off, I just give them a thumbs up and say " no no, you did a great job parking sir, you totally earned a gold star on the board ". Its my debt to society. If you send me a message that says "hi" or "I want to sit on your face" , I wont respond, even if there's a FIRE! Oh, and once upon a time a Tranny (picture Juan the maintenance man with make up and a 5 o'clock shadow) was tryna holla at me on here. Just to clarify, I am here to find a woman, and not a variation of one. Shout out to Juan, thanks playboy! I recently bought some bear mace to protect my anus from any sort of penetration. " she's got a big booty, so I call her big booty girl" - Barrack Obama ^ thats deep * physical attraction is important . I place a high importance on my health and fitness, therefore its important that you display that effort as well ie average/athletic body types.* Ill bring my rape whistle and meet you in a well lit area in public . No exceptions!
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BertieOffline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
Well hello,I'm here because, I am extremely busy building a Solar business, studying real estate and being a part-time student, and finding a lot of time to meet people is difficult. I'm very much into fitness and food, I love the food network and any thing active from salsa dancing to yoga to bodybuilding to surfing. I'm very goal oriented and I'm always focusing on my success. I love traveling and would like to meet someone to travel around the world with. Someone who is active and open minded and curious of different cultures and especially food:) I'm looking for passion, in life and love, someone who likes to help others and contributes their talents for the greater good. I'm a hopeless romantic and I'm looking for my other half. I've meet a lot of people and i know what I don't want want which helps me focus on what I do. I want a women with a big heart, who can look hot when we go out and be able to chill and watch a flick in a t-shirt and jeans. I don't want a jealous girl, I want trust and respect. I want someone who has goals and dreams, who's not afraid to put her self out there. I really like family oriented people that like hanging out in large friend groups. If you could be this person, I would love to get to know you.Things I have:-A job/career-A car-My own place (with super cool Swedish roommate)-A sense of humor. Laughter is essential -Some experience and high drive:) Well it depends on the girl.... Could be coffee...a walk...just kinda depends on the time and the people.