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LathanOnline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Well hello, welcome to my pond.I am currently getting my masters in mental health counseling. However, sometimes I think of giving it all up, to become a stripper. Just kidding....maybe. I haven't had time to read a good book, in forever; except magazines on the toilet. I love 80's movies, horror and comedies. My current favorites are Bridesmaids and Excision.I watch a lot of television. Some of my favorites are: True Blood, American Horror Story, Shameless, Misfits, Skins, Raising Hope, Modern Family, Happy Endings.Musically, I am prone to both club and depressing chick music. If someone would produce a dubstep version of Patsy Cline, I would be all over that.I love to laugh and make people laugh.I have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor.My biggest pet peeves, are unearned egos and people whom lack respect.There are no pedestals. I am mainly looking for quality over quantity, in the form of friendships. If anything grows, great, but I am currently out of fertilizer. I am one of the many "shy at first, but warm up quickly" types. So, if any of this interests you, or you would like to offer your condolences, feel free to message me. Not ending up dead.
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NewtonOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Hmm, where to start? I prefer people to judge me through conversation versus a few sentences about myself. BUT, I will try my best to conform to the standards of the infamous online profile. Seriously, I just like to have a good time, but I will warn you now...I am easily entertained. As far as my "type", I'm generally attracted to guy around my age and typically thin/athletic builds. Hairy guys are a huge plus haha. Things about me: -midgets and children scare the crap out of me-I love a good horror film. (the cheesier the better) And yes, horror films make me laugh.-I love infomercials! Shut up...you know you watch them too.-Battlestar Galactica is fraking amazing. GO NERDS!-I can spend hours watching food network and wish I one day get off my ass and try to cook something-Coffee is yummy-Beer is almost better-I don't like to get super drunk though-I have a dog-Congratulations you have read this far-I like all kinds of music, but lean towards heavy rock.Guys I like:-I like a guy who is genuinely nice to all. If you consider yourself a **** or a diva, then we won't get along. -Typically I sway towards the more masculine guys, but a little feistiness won't hurt anybody-Nerds are always welcome-Generally, I like guys who are taller and thinner than myself -Age isn't a huge factor...as long as you aren't older than my dad. -You MUST be able to enjoy a good horror flick-I am looking for that guy who considers himself a selfless person. If you think you are deserving of anything then keep on walking. That's about it....if there is anything else you wanna know...then just ask. Dating is for suckers. Naw, I'm joking. It's hard for me to describe a first date. It depends on the other person. I can't say I want to go to a sushi restaurant if you don't like sushi. But liking sushi is a requirement to date me so that scenario wouldn't work. I usually order something highly garlicky on the first date too. lol. Interested yet? If you are, then I am scared. For real, just date me and find out for yourself. Haha.
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EmmetOnline
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I have lived here for 5 years, and it has kinda grown on me. However, I'm always thinking of new places to live. I have turned my thoughts to my country roots and am starting to put a plan together that would involve a move to the country. I enjoyed that life style as a kid and now the older I get, the more I miss it. I want to find a good guy to get to know and see where it goes. I tend to be attracted to straight acting country guys but will talk to anyone. I don't have a typical first date, since I have not been on a real first date before. So I would let you plan one!