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DolleeOnline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
I am 3 years divorced from a 22 yr marriage and am quite sure what to do with my new freedoms. I know I crave good company and someone to share new experience with. I am an "out of the box" thinker consumed with new ideas and concepts, curiosities and passion. Long, in depth, thought provoking conversations are "mental masturbation" for me. (Not to be confused with traditional phone sex; o No She did NOT just say that! ;) So if you like to keep it "simple" and narrowed we will not match. Know that I am the type to go above and beyond, the type to leave inhibition behind (less bungee jumping n rock climbing), the type whom lights the back yard with candles. I am appropriately passive, one who enjoys hammocks and LOVES the kitchen. I am sensible but have been described as somewhat of a hippie chick but with situationally appropriate reserve. OOHH I like the way THAT sounds! I am a writer wanna be if you haven’t noticed. You’re my test readers ;) Your opinion counts. I intend now, to feed the intellect in me, maintain the mother, live the music, humor the domesticate & the adventure seeker, enjoy the competitor, the ambitious soul, the friend and lover in time. I love to laugh and goof, and confess both an *** and dorky side. I could really use some help learning how to relax more.I recognize that people are investments to a degree no matter the type of relationship. One cannot expect a return without first investing and maintaining and ONLY time will tell. I believe we are porous beings and no ONE being, be it spouse, child, friend or family, is capable of filling in ALL the holes and gaps, no one should make that demand or have that expectation of another. It's a guaranteed fail, as some of those holes are custom sized for the love we have for ourselves. Without those voids filled no one will ever be enough. If you're seeking ownership, I do NOT subscribe! Physical and emotional possession should NEVER be confused with the possession of love! With that said, I do believe in monogamy and in equally shared responsibility. I believe in encouragement, support, inspiration and love given mutually and not motivated by guilt, demand, obligation or selfishness. With the right person I look forward to sharing my endless supply eternally. I am a pillow fluffer by nature and an excellent nurse but will avoid an obvious chronic "patient" for anything less than love. I keep a “total disclosure policy”. No mystery here. I make no attempts at pretense or fake personality. I’m hoping that statement would be a relief for some.I am the PROUD mother of 3 boys (20, 17 & They are self sufficient and most days my entertainment committee! They are the kinda pay back you really want from your kids. They are my greatest teachers. I've had to toughen up to raise them but chopping wood for ME is now a distant memory ;) Never a complaint! We all share cooking, n cleaning and they sew for ME! Ultimately, I am ISO a fellow with high energy who can relate to my concepts. Couch potatoes need not apply. I am ISO one from whom I can learn and who's open to education. A secure man is important, one who doesn't go into auto-DIS-trust after the first date. I'd like to meet someone to start a NEW life with not someone whose life I'm to enhance or vice versa.I like that one to have a wide open heart, wide open eyes, windows and doors (figuratively again)! That one would seek to encourage, enlighten and inspire and I would do the same. Dreamy huh? Possible though! I know I have the strength. I have no climaxing conclusion, no final sales pitch with the exception to say, my mind, heart and hopes are open for considerations. If your interest is genuine and your prison record is clean and u can control ur drinking don't hesitate. I think I have a limit on how big a book I can write so I'll leave off here. Thanks for reading and to those whom care to write a gentle review :)Well wishes and good luck. First you’ll need to bring your imagination, a bottle of wine, or scotch (Dewars) if you’re easily rattled.’re naturally driven to the rescue. It’s a 3 month ride, fraught with dangers untold. This fortress is surrounded by a moat filled with the rare spotted flying piranha, guarded by Phil, a monstrous fire breathing purple dragon with green spots (favorite colors), 4 stories tall with a bifurcated tail and yellow horns. His teeth are like Ginsu knives and claws scalpel sharp. His nostrils flare the size of dinner plates and smoke billows out like an un-damperd wood stove! Are you wearing ur big girl panties? :)) Are you getting ready to run? Anybody? I digress. I'll warn you, there WILL b some challenges! It' not too late to turn back. All you've lost so far is a few hours of your time reading this crazy novel! No harm no foul. You’ve been warned! OK, you’re in? OK, SO, in keeping with my honesty policy, I’ll remind you, it won’t be easy! So gear up in your chain male (highly polished), grab your sword and mace and maybe an extra snack and drink and come save me! Life as you know it is about to begin or end! Please arrive on a proud sturdy white stallion, prepared to do battle. You may have to consult with the Wizard on how to attain one as you DID ride here on a donkey. Whose idea was that? NOTE: Be especially careful with the dragon, his fire is projected multidirectional! Got a good visual yet? LOL Never seen THAT b4! Oh yea, don’t show up on Wed. nt is beans and frank nt.If you make it past him you'll then be challenged by THE Wizard. He’s brilliant and crafty and guards her closely. You'll have to answer queries the likes of which Zeus himself is still debating! Answer incorrectly and you’re thrown in the moat where you’re given the opportunity to eat or be eaten! Answer correctly and you’ BOY I'm having fun! Approach the sleeping princess with caution (late sleeper), b sure she's not STILL the Ogre. You must use all your physical strength to complete this last task in order to free her majesty. Survival of the fittest is the test here. You must use your pinky finger only to bend the cage bars to break the spell. Just go with me on this it gets better I promise. If you're able to endure this test the doors will magically open , she (I) will fall helplessly, hopelessly into your arms in lustful love forever
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BirdieOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Single and trying to figure out what's ahead in life! I love to laugh, have fun and feel connected to life and my friends.My kids are on their own now, but I stay close to them as my family is very important to me. I am very social and my career has been in event and program development, as well as coaching. I love children and family, and your family would certainly be welcome in my home. I very much like to travel, but like just as much to be at home. I love to cook and keep a very clean house (a neat freak you could say!). I love the outdoors ~ my favorite places are the beach and water, no matter what the season or the weather. Give me sand and sun ANY day of the year and I'm happy! I also love to run and stay fit.-marathons too. So if you are athletic (and do not smoke), love family, friends and the outdoors ... we already have something in common!I have to be honest, I do not respond to messages with no pictures and I am absolutely not looking for hook-ups, so if that is your intention, please move on to the next profile. Reliability and trust are very important and you would find these traits in me as well. If this sounds too picky or hard to accommodate, then please skip me. If it sounds just about right, then please send me an *** are interested!If someone asked me what I was looking for in a guy ... my answer, without question, he is my best friend, my soul mate, lover and protector, with whom I have complete trust, openness and honesty. Life is too short and too much fun to go at it alone!
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XenaOnline
Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Seems one out of three guys are looking for a "partner in crime." (I guess the other guys commit their crimes on their own.) If partner in crime suggests a woman who indulges occasional calculated risks for the fun of it, sure, I fit the bill. About me - the string of adjectives approach: confident, upbeat, sporty, active, adventurous, direct, mischievous, extroverted, honest (including internet dating), loyal, intelligent, well-read, passionate, compassionate, sensual, witty, funny - if you like my brand, and sociable.My flaws (a couple!) are that I tend to be late and, like many New Yorkers, I try to do too many things. I am trying not to become too sarcastic, but you should still expect a heavy dose of irony. Trying to become less reactive to that passive-aggressive person on the subway.I am good at clever humor in conversation, but I'm lousy at telling a joke. Sometimes I'm laughing so hard in the telling, I can't get the joke out. This requires in the listener some patience and complete disregard of the truism that humor is about timing. It helps that laughing is contagious.I'm looking to date guys who have the potential for a long-term relationship. I do not have kids, and don't necessarily want them. I am open to adoption, however, as well as dating guys who have kids. I value people who have integrity and care about the state of the world, but who have not lost their sense of humor and playfulness. I am self-aware and reflective, but I try not to get too caught up on the relentless self-improvement trip compelled by contemporary culture. I try not to forget my humanity or that of others, and try to remember our imperfections and flaws can lead to insights, delightful quirks, spiritual growth, compassion, and some damn funny cartoons.I am active and fit, neither slim nor fat. But I will say that, well, "baby got back," in the immortal words of rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot. (Oh, yeah, I love dance music, even with terrible lyrics (are there any other kind!))I love the ocean, in any weather, even winter. Fire Island is heaven on earth. I own a fishing rod, a surf caster. I can tell a blue fish from a striped bass, a fluke from a flounder, not just on my plate. I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan. Just not at the same time. And, oh yeah, sometimes I try to be vegetarian. Wait, where was I going with this . . .I have a spiritual path, but not much of a practice. I aspire to meditate regularly.I enjoy physical activity and much prefer playing sports to being a spectator. But I really enjoy watching tennis - all the grand slam events - and the occasional basebaIl game with a hot dog and beer. I tune in during the basketball playoffs. But if following sports teams (or internet video games/gaming) consumes most of your free time and emotional energy, I'm not interested. I love ballroom dancing, especially because it takes me out of my head and puts me in the present moment in the way that only the intense concentration required to move many different parts of your body, at the same time, through space, to the beat of the music, without looking ridiculous, can do. I don't need you to take dance lessons, although that would be great, but I hope you would be supportive of my dancing with other partners. I am pretty good at tennis. I occasionally jog, cycle, and roller blade. I wish I could kayak and hike more often.- fantastic.)I tend to be attracted to men who are smart (and, usually, well-educated, although one can be the former, but not the latter); physically active (but not the motorized kind); socially/politically aware and engaged; courteous; enjoy flirting; well-mannered; who may not be stylish or metro-sexual, but pay some attention to appearance; and confident. One of my parents is French and the other from the South, so heavy on the manners and those cultures have affected my view of how men and woman relate to each other.While I can write down an "ideal" match on a piece of paper, I've often crumpled it up and tossed it in the waste basket. Before getting to the first date, about the first *** think that any respectful *** what you found interesting in my profile or why we might connect deserves a response, even if I decide I'm not interested. But, even though you are way cute, I won't respond if you want me to play Mrs.e., you are married).None of us should take lack of interest personally out here in cyberspace. That said, I would add that I am favorably impressed by profiles that reflect effort.;The medium is the message." As for the first date, I look like my photos, which were all taken within the last three years. If you do too, we should not have trouble finding each other in a public place. I don't expect an adventure or bolt of lightning, just a coffee or drink some place where I can hear you or a stroll some place pleasant. After the first date, I'm not into heavy *** texting (and I don't do IM/chat) to exchange more information about each other. I'm old fashioned: F2F.