SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Anona
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Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I have four wonderful children and two grandsons I just adore. I'm looking to share my life with someone and hoping for a connection. Not sure if is the place to be but I will give it another try. If you don't have a pic, job or a car please don't contact me. And if your looking to play games please leave me alone. I'm only being honest. I'm not going to write much here not feeling it's necessary. If you want to get to know me send me a message. If I don't respond I'm not interested sorry. Coffee or a drink keep it simple
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Honey
Online
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
I'm fun, bubbly and very sociable. I can hang with the CEO of my company or with a homeless guy on the bus. I prefer to carry the title of "detail-oriented", but most everyone calls me OCD. Which, should really be CDO, so the letters are in alphabetical order!! Lol! I'm encouraging, positive and always willing to lend a helping hand. I love being the center of attention, BUT, I'm not obnoxious about it. I'm a good listener, but my memory is going...so I DID listen to you, I just forgot what you said. Lol! ;-) I'm starting that "What the HELL did I come in here for?" routine now. I'm the girl that can bust out uncontrollably in dead silence when I think of something funny that happened YESTERDAY.I'm told I make people feel comfortable around me right away, usually with sarcastic or slapstick humor. I love country music, but also listen to classic rock and other genres. My ringtone is Rihanna's S&M! Spontaneity ROCKS! I can go from a dress and heels to shorts and T-shirt in five minutes!! Hubby was a couch potato so I've been rather sheltered for 13 years. So all of the interests I listed are things I would like to do with someone that would like to get out and have fun doing them as well. I am willing to try most anything once....but nothing illegal, immoral or death defying! I don't drink coffee but am happy to get a Diet Coke with you while you drink yours. ;-) I've had some smokers contact me and ask if that's a deal breaker. No ifs, ands or BUTTS...definite deal breaker! I am a conservative and carry a gun, so liberals need not apply.My single friends gave me three rules: 1) don't give out your phone number until you know them, 2) always meet in a public place and don't let them see what you drive, and 3) don't sleep with them within the first 30 minutes. I've broken the first two a couple of times, but the third one I've followed without fail!Life is too short...let's have some fun! "Meet and greet" somewhere for a drink, alcoholic or not, so we can talk and get to know one another. And unless you're a millionaire I prefer to go Dutch. If you offer to pay, then I won't argue, but my preference is to pay for my own. ;-)
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Wava
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Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Okay, I don't understand what men want. I read countless profiles on here. A good 75% of the men here say that they are not looking for perfection, looks don't matter (it's what's INSIDE that's important), that they're looking for a friend first (sex later)........a SERIOUS relationship.What men actually seem to want............... Lets see........1. ***lbs, size 5, toned athletic body2. tanned 3. big hair4. perfect boobs (aftermarket of course)5. quiet (speaks when spoken to) 6. sex addict7. recent lottery winner (optional, but would definately rock) Me........1. 5' 6", ***lbs (been a bad year but I'm working on it.), not toned (sorry, I jiggle)2. 3. short (easy to maintain) hair4. have been told I have the boobs of a 16 year old. Not real big, but perky. (original equipment) 5. outspoken & opinionated (Sorry, the opposite end of the spectrum from quiet)6. really enjoy sex (but realize there's more to life)7. I do like to cook but no Paula Dean (I know she's not exactly p.c. but she's right about "The more butter, the better it tastes.") 8. I do make a respectable salary. (I want to win the Lotto, REALLY. just can't remember to play.)Okay, here's the deal. I would like to have fun with the rest of my life. Doing things I enjoy with someone that makes me laugh until I cry. I hate to show my age by quoting Popeye but "I am what I am". You're not going to meet any woman on here that's more REAL. I am 49 years old & I'm not going to waste anyone's time (including mine) pretending to be something I'm not. I'm not beautiful (never have been), not built like a brick s***house (never have been), don't always have the world's sunniest disposition (yes, I admit I've been a b**** occasionally (but since I left my ex, not very often). What I am is a good person, considerate, caring with an infinite capacity for love. I'm not perfect & I don't expect it from anyone else. We're all imperfect with the flaws & scars that we've collected along the way. They're what makes us who we are. Sh** happens & then you get up, dust yourself off and get on with your life.I've been told that I'm funny but then again, I've been told I'm not as funny as I think I am. I am a big animal lover (dogs & horses especially). I like to read, probably watch too much tv but have a few shows I don't like to miss (Walking Dead, Gray's, Modern Family, Big Bang). I'm still a little depressed about Breaking Bad & BTW I hate "reality tv". Farthest thing from reality since acid trips were big. I like some rap but weirdly only the white boys. Eminem, Limp Biscuit. I can't bang my head anymore but enjoy some Pantera or Metallica occasionally.; Luciano Pavarotti. I like live music of just about any kind. I love flea markets & thrift stores (love to find a good deal). Enjoy doing things like Art Walk. I love to fish & can actually bait my own hook (not too big on taking fish off the hook though but that's why God made men). I watch LSU & the Saints. One of the best times I ever had was at an LSU game. There are very few things that set me off, but liars, animal abusers & slow drivers in the fast lane will usually do it. I make decent money & take care of myself. Not looking for anyone to finance my lifestyle & not interested in supplementing anybody else's income. I have two grown children & two grandbabies who I see when I can.My perfect guy would be someone with similar interests who is hard working, kind, strong, honest, deserving of respect & willing to respect me. I love good conversation & a kick ass sense of humor makes up for a lot. Physically, I prefer big men (over 6' & big build) not too tubby, but a few extra pounds won't cross you off my list. I like bald (sexy) but hair won't eliminate you either. I firmly believe that there should be sparks & passion (even fireworks) between a man & woman, no matter how old you are and I could seriously spoil the right man. I am a strong woman with a strong personality, don't need a man to complete me but being single ain't all it's cracked up to be.P.S. I have the world's greatest dog. Still, a man would be great. (must be Bull Terrier friendly)****NOTE**** I am NOT looking for a hook up or sex chat, sexting or pornographic phone calls, so pass me by if that's your agenda. Meet for coffee, if we hit it off, great. We'll figure the rest out from there.