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Wava, 49

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Okay, I don't understand what men want. I read countless profiles on here. A good 75% of the men here say that they are not looking for perfection, looks don't matter (it's what's INSIDE that's important), that they're looking for a friend first (sex later)........a SERIOUS relationship.What men actually seem to want............... Lets see........1. ***lbs, size 5, toned athletic body2. tanned 3. big hair4. perfect boobs (aftermarket of course)5. quiet (speaks when spoken to) 6. sex addict7. recent lottery winner (optional, but would definately rock) Me........1. 5' 6", ***lbs (been a bad year but I'm working on it.), not toned (sorry, I jiggle)2. 3. short (easy to maintain) hair4. have been told I have the boobs of a 16 year old. Not real big, but perky. (original equipment) 5. outspoken & opinionated (Sorry, the opposite end of the spectrum from quiet)6. really enjoy sex (but realize there's more to life)7. I do like to cook but no Paula Dean (I know she's not exactly p.c. but she's right about "The more butter, the better it tastes.") 8. I do make a respectable salary. (I want to win the Lotto, REALLY. just can't remember to play.)Okay, here's the deal. I would like to have fun with the rest of my life. Doing things I enjoy with someone that makes me laugh until I cry. I hate to show my age by quoting Popeye but "I am what I am". You're not going to meet any woman on here that's more REAL. I am 49 years old & I'm not going to waste anyone's time (including mine) pretending to be something I'm not. I'm not beautiful (never have been), not built like a brick s***house (never have been), don't always have the world's sunniest disposition (yes, I admit I've been a b**** occasionally (but since I left my ex, not very often). What I am is a good person, considerate, caring with an infinite capacity for love. I'm not perfect & I don't expect it from anyone else. We're all imperfect with the flaws & scars that we've collected along the way. They're what makes us who we are. Sh** happens & then you get up, dust yourself off and get on with your life.I've been told that I'm funny but then again, I've been told I'm not as funny as I think I am. I am a big animal lover (dogs & horses especially). I like to read, probably watch too much tv but have a few shows I don't like to miss (Walking Dead, Gray's, Modern Family, Big Bang). I'm still a little depressed about Breaking Bad & BTW I hate "reality tv". Farthest thing from reality since acid trips were big. I like some rap but weirdly only the white boys. Eminem, Limp Biscuit. I can't bang my head anymore but enjoy some Pantera or Metallica occasionally.; Luciano Pavarotti. I like live music of just about any kind. I love flea markets & thrift stores (love to find a good deal). Enjoy doing things like Art Walk. I love to fish & can actually bait my own hook (not too big on taking fish off the hook though but that's why God made men). I watch LSU & the Saints. One of the best times I ever had was at an LSU game. There are very few things that set me off, but liars, animal abusers & slow drivers in the fast lane will usually do it. I make decent money & take care of myself. Not looking for anyone to finance my lifestyle & not interested in supplementing anybody else's income. I have two grown children & two grandbabies who I see when I can.My perfect guy would be someone with similar interests who is hard working, kind, strong, honest, deserving of respect & willing to respect me. I love good conversation & a kick ass sense of humor makes up for a lot. Physically, I prefer big men (over 6' & big build) not too tubby, but a few extra pounds won't cross you off my list. I like bald (sexy) but hair won't eliminate you either. I firmly believe that there should be sparks & passion (even fireworks) between a man & woman, no matter how old you are and I could seriously spoil the right man. I am a strong woman with a strong personality, don't need a man to complete me but being single ain't all it's cracked up to be.P.S. I have the world's greatest dog. Still, a man would be great. (must be Bull Terrier friendly)****NOTE**** I am NOT looking for a hook up or sex chat, sexting or pornographic phone calls, so pass me by if that's your agenda. Meet for coffee, if we hit it off, great. We'll figure the rest out from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Linsay

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Hello ....I am trying this again (not sure why....but goodness there has to be a normal guy that wants to enjoy day by day)Soo Please do not contact me if you are looking for a quick visit......I am 48 and done with that.I am looking for someone to compliment me and giggle with....yes I am independent....have great friends but need someone for "me" if that makes sense. Tired of hanging with married / couple friends / my dog is not a good conversationalist lol....he is annoying and loud and bites... I need someone to sit around those bonfires and or gather wood for we girls to be happy :)Soooo.......I own my own home.... yes (not looking to move in with you), have a full time job, and I want ONE nice guy to have fun with.If you fit the build, let me know..Thanks for checking out my profile :) Cooking, you chop I cook..... Biking, Sit and chat on my great new back deck ! I'm pretty open.....give me a suggestion

  • Jaelyn

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Let's go on an adventure together! I'm looking for a man who has and *makes* time to talk, meet and date. To develop a relationship. Not just *** text. I'm looking for face-to-face, in-each-others-presence time. I'm happy to make friends, but I'm looking for consistent, deepening intimacy and companionship in my life....are you? I realize, to get to that point, you need to meet potentials to see if there is a 'click' for more than friendship.But first, do you have time to date? To explore your own "backyard"? If you have a M-F job obligation (somewhat expected), coach/play sports/other commitment virtually every weekday evening, have your kids every weekend (I love kids and if you have them, would eventually like to get to the point of meeting them). The question is, when will WE have time to spend getting to know one another? My son is a young adult and in the next phase of his life, thus creating a new phase in mine... I am investigating where the next "chapter" of life will take me. This "book" of mine has been an interesting adventure, albeit one I never anticipated, so I am curious where it will go next! [Could you be part of the next chapter?? Or one day finish the book with me??]There may be plenty of fish, but I only need *one* to swim with me -- I'm a woman who can commit, love, cherish, listen and make life more fun than it already is! I'm seeking a man who can add just as much joy to my life as I can to his -- of course, this means you have a hobby or are interested in mine, and various interests; emotionally available, legally available (ha!), financially stable and mature in the way you live your life (we aren't in our 20's anymore!). It is impossible to know true chemistry or compatibility online, so I think meeting -- in person -- relatively quickly (after a couple ***, IMs and/or phone calls) makes sense, for both of us. I enjoy "real dates" but know sometimes a cuppa somethin' in the afternoon or a drink in the early evening is a good way to test the water. So, if I sound like someone you'd like to know more about, I am looking for a best friend (without 4 legs!), lover, confidante, partner. Get in touch -- let's see where this can go! Let's share our interests and introduce each other to new ones!I'm a gal who is ready to fall in love with the right man, one who is ready to fall in love with me. Let's be a team encouraging each other onward and upward -- growing together in faith, spirituality, learning and experiencing, increasing in understanding and love, as we go along in life -- it's a beautiful thing! I'm very affectionate and love holding hands, hugs and kisses, but I don't rush into heavy intimacy; because I'm worth it!My faith is an important part of my life. I know that I am far from perfect, so be ready for a gal who makes mistakes, but it's okay, because you'll make them too. Life can throw us some real curve balls, so I am looking for someone who has the courage to stand with me, when times might get difficult -- that's the team thing, two together are better than one!Let's......snuggle by a crackling fire...walk in the falling snow; in crunchy leaves; in sand under bright stars...go for a ride, hike or road trip and share a cool drink .....spend time together...hold handsand laugh! A cafe is always nice for a hot cup of coffee, chai or lunch. It is a good, relaxing environment that is conducive to private conversation and offers little "pressure/commitment" in regard to time or money spent. The date (or meet & greet) can be furthered or it can end there, depending upon how things progress! Each relationship is different and there are so many options; outdoor cafe, art shows, the choices seem endless...that is until you are pressed to think of something!Let's save movies and walks for our other dates. :)

  • Beatrix

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I'm seperated, after 20 yrs, so I'm bored and lonely. Not on the rebound, it just takes awhile to get a divorce nowadays when there is a lot of property and misc. involved. My Ex still lives in Fla. so no issues there. Have never tried a dating site before. I enjoy horsecamping , boating and like to cook or go out to dinner. I'm working on that though, lol. I'm an independent, caring, honest, dependable and trusting person. I'm a sensual tomboy if there is such a thing. No tattoos or piercings, don't mind if you do though. Just that everything on my body was there when I was born. I'm not a grudge holder, life is to short for that bull. Looking for someone that has COMMON SENSE, can support himself and loves to give and receive affection. You don't have to be a genius or rich, just fun and cute! Smoking is a deal breaker. Consider myself an open minded liberal and I like to be around positive people that like to be on the go. I try to go horse camping most weekends, but I'm open to boating, hint, hint! I have a motorcycle license, love to play pool and I'm a certified diver. I can bait my own hook or cook you a gourmet meal. I love spooky movies, auctions, tubing and basically anything outdoors. I prefer cutoffs to my suits, but can look really professional if needed. I have a head for business and I'm a people person. I have a tractor and do bush hogging and tractor work for spare money, it beats being in the office with a bunch of gossipy woman! I have also done bookkeeping for 17 yrs. I don't do drugs, but I do usually drink on the weekends. Actually I'm a weekend warrior for sure! I'm not a fan of people who are racist, litter bugs or smoke. I'm also not a jealous person and don't care for people who are. It's a bad trait and you should be able to trust who your with or its time to move on. I also have the Winters off and can travel if desired.Looking for that chemistry where you can hardly think about anything else but that person all day...does that still happen? Love to be kissed slowly, love making love in the morning (TMI?). Listen, if you have kids, thats fine, but I don't want to be dating someone and still be lonely. I already had a marriage like that. Lol I guess the ideal guy would be the tough bad boy type with a passionate heart. Faithful, loving, business minded, confident and deeply in love with me. Favorite quote- Never allow someone to be your priority, while allowing yourself to be their option.~ Mark TwainPlease PASS me by if you don't have a picture. Its only FAIR. The pics I posted are all I have on this computer and are not my best, I'm size 10, very curvey and my hair is much longer than in the pics and I'm much cuter, LolIf you are just looking for someone to ride with and have your own horses, send me a message, THATS FINE TOO! Oh yea, if you can't go on a date without answering your phone ***times, don't bother. Sad that this really even needs to be said...Update..If I don't get back to you *** because I got busy, so to those that freak out, QUIT BEING SO SENSITIVE- wussys need not apply, lol Also, here's a tip and not trying to be mean, just helpful. Scary that you don't have one friend that will take a pic for you, but if that's the case, then at least clean your bathroom or bedroom before you take a picture. Don't have sunglasses on in all your pics and please no mugshots or pics with your Ex. Also go back and read your profile, check your spelling and if you want to send nasty pics, I get it, but get on the appropriate website for that stuff. Surprise me!

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