SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AnnikaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Extremely independent woman looking for someone to..in time..spend the rest of my life with ! I'm in no hurry or rush and will not settle...but I do miss having a man by my side ! I want and need a man...but its NOT for him to pay my bills ! I can and have been doing that myself ! I am a mother of three teenage sons who are extremely athletic ! So please NO *** me if you don't know what a football or basketball is..ha ! I laughed but I have had someone *** had never watched sports...hated them ! I very much enjoy going out or having a nice night at home ! Sense of humor is a must ....i love to laugh !! Love to cook..outdoors..sports..travel ! I guess you could say I will try anything at least once ! I'm very hardworking..loyal..passionate and much more just hoping to find someone who is the same ! And I will say THANK YOU for all of the amazing *** I get.....haha. I don't understand that at all !
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LaureenOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Reasons you should date me:I'm a nurseI promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm I'll let you push me on the swings I always put the cap back on the toothpaste I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect themI'll wait for you even if you're late I'll lick the envelope for you I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking I know CPR My sons hung the moon & starsI won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties You love my dorkiness When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up I quote The Big LebowskiI suck at strip poker I'm finishing Grad school this yearI'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-*t if I break a nail I've got cookies I don't chew tobacco or spitI take a shower every day I promise to draw a penis on your face when you pass out drunkIll kick your butt at guitar heroI own my home and pay my own billsI like it when you pull my hair I'll take care of you when you're sick I'll make fun of you I'll flash you in the store when no one's aroundI can give a kick ass back rub I don't care that you go out with the boys I don't eat crackers in bed I think it's hot when you come home all dirty from playing hard I can't stand Wal MartI don't care what music we listen to in the car When you wash the dishes it turns me on I have a big butt and huge boobs and I am proud of it My heart will jump every time you walk through the door I'll save everything you ever give me I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is comingI've got secret tattoos & piercings My kisses will take your breath away I promise to try to put snow down the back of your pantsI don't care if you leave your socks on I like to skinny--workersI won't ever let you leave for work in the morning without your lunch I'll help you find your keys I don't stop and ask for directions either We can watch your movie first I don't need batteries I eat red meat I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes I'll always have smooth legs I like it when my hair gets messed up I used to be able to put my feet behind my neckI don't want to get married any time soon I like horror movies I smell pretty goodI don't litter I don't have any neck tattoosFlowers will get you laid every timeWhen I can I give to charity I can be ready in 30 minutes or less (ok not really)I look both ways before I cross the street I never look directly into the sun I'll look cute in your T--shirts I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more every time I have a gigantic TVI would never yell "fire" in a crowded theaterI'm really good at making lists After reading this far you've already got too much time invested - might as well e-mail me. Dollar menu.... Something together and fun... where we can learn about each other
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OzieOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Above all, I enjoy synergistic belly laughter with family and friends. With a zeal for life and an insatiable attraction to the great outdoors, I love road trips, camping and traveling to lands far away. I love ALL things A-L-A-S-K-A-N. I enjoyed an amazing childhood in the wilds of The Last Frontier.k.a. just down the creek from the Palins). I love the notion of living in a tree house along the ocean...maybe someday. :) I'm nearly always up for hiking, trying new ethnic foods and cultural experiences, fishing, camping and local theater and artistic impressions, a day on the water, or a run in the rain...or a stroll on the beach at sunset. I thoroughly enjoy spending time with my grandparents' generation and mentoring teenagers and young adults. I like cooking for and entertaining friends. Last year, I jumped at the opportunity to return to college and pursue a degree in nursing, something that is a very innate part of who I am. I feel blessed by the life I've been given, I'm tremendously grateful for the experiences I've had, appreciate the lessons I've learned during trying times and look forward to the unknown adventures that await! P.s. Jesus is my favorite super hero. Here's why~ He's a simple man. Who performed miracles. Like healing blind people and turning water to wine (HELLO, He's got me right here!!!) He even taught us to love our neighbors and that it's not our place to judge hookers and lepers. If this concerns you, run for your life! ;) If not, proceed with caution to the nearest exit. First date ideas? How about a bike ride, a run or roller- The charming picturesque 'ol towns of St. Live theater and small local music venues are usually a hit. Sometimes, it's nice to 'play tourists' for the day in the Twin Cities doing a couple of things that you normally only would do when out-of-town company visits. Also, there are great coffee shops and art galleries in Uptown to peruse through, geocaching (modern day pirate/treasure hunting) or even a community service project of mutual interest are a few final fun ideas...anything and anyplace that provides a fun backdrop that allows for conversation to freely flow and connections to build...just no obnoxiously loud bars for a get-to-know-you kind of date, please :)