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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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PeneOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am a Retail Manager, I absolutely love my job even tho at times it can be very stressful. I don't have any children of my own , but maybe one day its a possibility. I love music I believe that one song the right song can change your outlook at times. I like movies, long walks with the right one, shopping of course. I am a very independent woman and don't need a man financially, but want one to complete me and share my life with. If ur just interested in a one night stand please do not message me. Anything else u would like to know just ask.... A public place that's not to loud where we can get to know each other.
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VelvaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I am a fun, exciting, adventurous girl who is looking for a guy to once in awhile go out and paint the town red with. I come from a great, supportive family.I am looking for a guy that will give me a chance and see me for who I am to have some fun with. Also I am not looking for any liars, cheaters or players. So if any of these you will have to look for someone else. Otherwise I am up to giving anyone a chance. I would like to go out to a nice Italian restaurant, then for a long walk or for a drink to get to know one another better.