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Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Hello there, I am a self professed workaholic, not much time to myself, but willing to make time for the right one, I will never claim or profess to be anything other than myself. Not looking for someone to complete my life, only compliment it. All my children are grown, but very much a part of my life, they come first, then me, then maybe you, Sry I've run into difficulties in this area. I am spontaneous, fun loving and open to a lot. Just need to clear up a few things since being on two, yes count them two dates, if you ask ME out for dinner, please don't expect me to foot the whole bill especially since you did the ordering, I'm cool with going Dutch, but the Whole bill? And guys once a girl exchanges cell #'s with you your first text should not be , send me some pics, I will shut you down. I feel like I'm having to teach manners on this site, I thought we were all adults on here? I work a hectic schedule can I just find someone, drama free with morals and manners to spend some quality time with, seriously am I asking to much. Hope I didn't come across As a **** , cause really I'm not, I'm sweet and kind and very warm.... Lets get a drink or two in us so we can really say what's on our mind

  • Gwendolen

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Looking for friends. Not looking for friends with benefits, drug users or alcoholics. Allergic to cats and bullshit.Honesty is important. No drama and if you're hung up on your ex, don't talk to me. Been there, done that. No thanks! Ages ***pleaseUpdate: to understand me, know this. I've been betrayed to the point that trusting men is a hard thing to do. No one meets my kids for a long time. Dating is hard but not impossible. That's how it is. To the point, no bs. If you have kids that's awesome but personally I can't have any more. I have 3 kids who I adore. can find me on *** *** too old for games, and life is too short to continue swimming in circles and hiding under rocks.I'm looking for a man I can give my heart to and will give me his in return. Simple, just friends hanging out.

  • Tomasa

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm a laid back person with a great sense of humor. I like being outdoors going for walks, hikes, being at a lake or river but I also enjoy staying home watching a movie or playing a video game. Please contact me if you would like to know more. It would be really nice to have a friend up there when I arrive.

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