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About Me

Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sharan

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    My headline says "read my profile" for a reason!!! The "about me" part, actually let's you know about me, so read it. Please do not message me asking me a question that I've already answered in my profile. My pictures are very recent, the 1st pics I took the day I opened this acct. My modeling pics are from a few Bacardi ads I was in as well as screensaver images for cell phones and the rest of my modeling has been for department store catalogs. I just joined on ***and receive a few hundred messages a day so far so If I dont respond dont take offense and send me a nasty message it's probably because Its taking me quite a while to go though these messages. I'm looking for a faithful and honest man, who will make time for me, and our relationship and put me 1st as I would always put him 1st as well. Also please only contact me if you ARE religious or spiritual. Preferably Italian or Sicilian as well. Also rugged men in work boots is my weakness! No pretty boys please. I love listening to music mostly hip hop and I truly listen to all kinds of music from bluegrass to Sinatra to salsa, country, reggae. I love fitness and train in boxing and MMA as well as pole dancing, and other forms of dance and fitness. On my days off I'm cooking, cleaning, shopping, and sitting outside amongst the nature listening to the birds and catching some rays, and working out. I'm kind of boring, not outgoing, not an adventure seeker, and a total introvert. I'm very analytical and love an intellectual man but like I said I love a rugged man who uses his hands and is dirty at the end of the day. I like cuddling on cold nights, but I prefer passion to cuddling. I don't really like movies but I do love staying in and just enjoying each other's company. And please have nice lips because a great kiss means soooooo much!- Hopefully I'll be deactivating my acct soon if all goes well ;) Anything but a movie

  • Nell

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I like having fun with friends Competitive-like to play darts, cards and other gamesLike many different genres of music, but not that crazy about countryLooking to further my career and go back to school I am kind, nonjudgmental, friendly and love to talk about things to do, places to see, etc.I believe I have a good work ethic and seek others who have that as well I have two daughters who are my top priority, love them with all my heart.I try to enjoy life by spending it with others who want to enjoy it as well. I like spending time with friends and family at home or out socially. Somewhere not too loud, so we can talk and get to know each other

  • Nidia

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I love outside activities when its warm, target shooting, fishing, swimming, cooking, laying on the beach or in the sun, antique hunting, riding of course ( motorcycles ),traveling, auctions, watching movies,hiking, dancing, partying with my friends but, I still go to church. ;) I LOVE Jesus but am not a stick in the mud . I love life, enjoy laughing and being silly , I'm a bit of a smart*ss, quick witted all in good fun . I'm looking for someone with goals ,that's hard working and driven like myself,someone to laugh with , I'm attracted to Military Men, I'm looking for my Happily Ever After ....my friends tell me to lower my expectations but, I think that's why relationships fail because people settle and five years down the road their both miserable. I want to be proud of my man, cant wait to get home to see him, passionately into him and know when he looks at me he feels the same. I'm old school i guess. I HATE SPORTS on TV...Like for real ~ However , I would not mind watching my man play sports ... MMA and drag racing are the exceptions.Happy Hunting!!! H~D A trip to Starbucks =o)

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