SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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IsleenOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I work hard and I like to play hard so when I get a free moment to myself I try to do things that interest me even if I have to do those things by myself but after awhile it sure would be nice to find someone that would enjoy doing those things with me other than my family (that sounds terrible but I love my family).I enjoy spending time with people who I care about. I like people who have brains, humor and wit, spunk, self-confidence (not narcissism), resilience, strength of character, a willingness to learn and be taught (humility), been thrown some curve balls in life but seem to constantly know how to swerve. Non-communication is a pet-peeve of mine so if I send you a message and you don't respond back with anything even if it is "I am sorry but I am not interested" then that is better than nothing. Actually I will have more respect for you, just be nice about it .Now it is time for a vocabulary lesson:Communication (from Latin "communis", meaning to share) is the activity of conveying information through the exchange of thoughts, messages, or information, as by speech, visuals, signals, writing, or behavior. It is the meaningful exchange of information between two people.I have a sense of humor because I am on this website and you are reading this profileExample #1I met this guy on meetville and he and I had been messaging each other very frequently and all of sudden he just began to not message me as much. I sent him a message saying "I don't think you are interested anymore". He messages me back and tells me that he is only on meetville to find friends. My reply back (very cleverly I must add) was "Well in that case *** joining a "dating" site you could have just joined *** #2Just because I am not a Size 2 does not mean I am fat. Look at the age on my profile. None of us are the same size as we were in kindergarten. It is called the "aging" process (insert the visualization of me rolling my eyes). I think it is somewhat entertaining to met guys on this website who expect "perfection" when they are nowhere near that themselves (isn't that called hypocracy). With that said I am a good girl who goes to church just about every Sunday.I think that covers alot for now. Might add more depending on further experiences on here. A nice restaurant where we could sit and talk over a casual dinner.
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NidiaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I love outside activities when its warm, target shooting, fishing, swimming, cooking, laying on the beach or in the sun, antique hunting, riding of course ( motorcycles ),traveling, auctions, watching movies,hiking, dancing, partying with my friends but, I still go to church. ;) I LOVE Jesus but am not a stick in the mud . I love life, enjoy laughing and being silly , I'm a bit of a smart*ss, quick witted all in good fun . I'm looking for someone with goals ,that's hard working and driven like myself,someone to laugh with , I'm attracted to Military Men, I'm looking for my Happily Ever After ....my friends tell me to lower my expectations but, I think that's why relationships fail because people settle and five years down the road their both miserable. I want to be proud of my man, cant wait to get home to see him, passionately into him and know when he looks at me he feels the same. I'm old school i guess. I HATE SPORTS on TV...Like for real ~ However , I would not mind watching my man play sports ... MMA and drag racing are the exceptions.Happy Hunting!!! H~D A trip to Starbucks =o)