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RessieOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I like anything outside and I'm always up for new things. I'm happy going out for a drink or just watching a movie at home. I'm not the most outgoing person at first, but will warm up and become quit the smartass. I need someone that understands I have a pretty busy life but I will find ways to fit them in if I like them and feel it's going somewhere. Not looking for a one night thing!
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SoilaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Okay, so here's the fun part!! So, you've already read the stats....what they DON'T tell u is that im a total spaz.!), the walking part is usually a hot mess. Im the one with the toilet paper stuck to my shoe, my zipper down, and my a** hanging out cuz part of my skirt is shoved in my underwear. But, im almost always wearin a big smile! So Armpit .... alot more of u are from the Armpit of IL than are aware, lemme tell ya. Geographically speaking, im more bum-knee area .... lower than hemorrhoid but above toe jam. The Sheriff was arrested recently for being drunk & engaging in lewd behavior with another man ..... thinkin I should change my location to butt-f**k, IL... that's a COMPLETELY true story, btw.Goals?? Isn't it obvious if i'm on a dating site?? And, i've pretty well covered the unique topic. Music?? After referencing the mp3 player...currently AC/DC.. Did i cover the "successful description" tips? Im not real serious about anything...and, unlike most people on here, i have no idea who "I" am...i'm pretty well wingin' it every day. Let's see...I love to laugh...love to eat!! I ain't to salad-eatin bi**h, either....unless its beside a big honkin' steak or a side of ribs!! I have 3 horses, a cow, a cat, and a 4-pound chihuahua that thinks he's Hugh Hefner, a son, and two daughters. I love my kids (duh) but they're listed last because they're REALLY pissing me off today!! I have pretty toes & great teeth. Im not real good at this, LOLIm not especially picky when it comes to men, either (big surprise, huh?;peace" sign, or have the urge to message me to say you can give me a better ride than my horse, u may wanna keep fishing. Do us both a favor and DON'T tell me to come to your house ... that usually leads to insulting comments and, trust me, im better at that than you are ... i may be a bag of mixed nuts, but im still somewhat of a lady .. treat me like one (at least at first.)HAUNTED HOUSES!!! DUH!!!
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CathrineOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am a single hard working mother of 3 children (all over the age of12). I enjoy all types of music, especially if it is live. I like to be outdoors (barbecue-ing, swimming, fishing even doing yard work sometimes). I can be as feminine as a woman should be but Im not into "girlie" things. I like sports, scary movies, rock/metal music and I have my fair share of tattoos!!! I am finally getting my life on the road to success! Its been a struggle but worth it. I'm a BBW but not for long, I am on a program to help me loose weight. That is a slow process but the end result will be amazing. I'm in search of someone who can accept me for who I am and will stand beside me!! I don't have an ideal first date. I'm a spontaneous person and I like to see what the moment has in store for us! Lets chat see what we both like to do and go from there!!!